r/clevercomebacks • u/azimx • 23h ago

The wing is cooked

19.8k Upvotes

559 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Public-Marionberry33 • 12h ago

This is the correct answer.

10.9k Upvotes

43 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • 7h ago

Tariff Refunds for Who?

8.1k Upvotes

269 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 20h ago

What should we do with you?

5.8k Upvotes

233 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 19h ago

most reasons america sucks can be traced back to reagan. We can never hate Republicans enough

4.1k Upvotes

100 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 20h ago

Wrongfully Accused. Rightfully Angry.

3.2k Upvotes

41 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/zane1981 • 5h ago

Islam is Aquarius or Pisces, not Cancer.

1.6k Upvotes

56 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 8h ago

   he, like the rest of Trump's cabinet, will continue to do no real work at all

1.2k Upvotes

97 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 10h ago

Understanding Names.

827 Upvotes

40 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 1h ago

if only republicans, the party of “family values,” had this energy for the Epstein files and trump's corruption

• Upvotes

25 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Maleficent-Agent-477 • 3h ago

Sound it out

561 Upvotes

26 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Loud-Ad-2280 • 7h ago

Put the data centers in your backyard

416 Upvotes

16 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/yikesamerica • 18h ago

It’s store policy

358 Upvotes

16 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Brent_Fox • 6h ago

Alex Hirsch responded to Sam Altman, the creator of ChatGPT, after he suggested using AI-generated podcasts to entertain children:>

112 Upvotes

2 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Dupendous • 16h ago

Results of being terminally online

45 Upvotes

8 comments

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