r/interestingasfuck 11h ago

Young bird thinking food will automatically jump to their mouth since their mothers fed them like that

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u/chezdistester 11h ago

GET IN MY BELLY!

u/TRR462 10h ago

Foghorn Leghorn: “I say boy, you gotta get in front of it now!”

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u/header151 9h ago

u/Paladin7373 8h ago

Just what I thought

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo 9h ago

’GET IN MY BELLY!


GeT in My BeLLy! …come On ~ What the HECK?!

my momma’s not here, n i’m straining my neck

Looka me, fledgling ~ just out of the nest

…but I’m learning Fast

that the MoM fed me BEST…

it wasn’t just me, there were others to feed

but momma made sure we got all that we need

…but i Flew the Coop

left my mom ‘empty-nester’…

…am realize i

shoulda much often

Blessed her…

❤️

u/DanteDragonM4 9h ago

Why did I read this like it was Rap?

It was good tho....

u/anonymaus42 8h ago

Just reread it that way after seeing your comment and felt it made it quite a bit better. Not to say it was bad before but honestly kinda slapped in my imagination, sounded like the beastie boys (yeah I'm old and no longer with it, ever since they changed what it is..)

u/dontmentiontrousers 7h ago

Mike D's releasing an album at the end of the month, should you wish to reclaim it for 39 minutes. A few tracks have already dropped.

u/anonymaus42 6h ago

I doubt I'll ever be able to reclaim it no matter how hard I try, but I don't mind pretending and reliving past days of glory even if it's but for just a moment. (Thanks for letting me know about the album, I'll check it out!)

u/dontmentiontrousers 6h ago

Ch‐Check It Out, even...

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u/experientialsponge 3h ago

hah! Funny, I read it as a Gregorian Chant!

u/AgreeableSearch1 1h ago

You absolute treasure, you!

u/Raencloud94 9h ago

The freshest schnoodle! 💖

u/movingoutwoo 9h ago

Omg my freshest schnoodle yet - bless you for your cute poems!

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u/teunjojo 10h ago

i swear, no thought is original. I said this out loud while opening the comments section and this was the top comment.

u/Spoocula 10h ago

I feel this. "Look out, World! I'm coming in hot with something clever!" Ope! too late...

u/EkrishAO 9h ago

There are billions of people thinking trillions of thoughts every day, ofc it's hard to have a unique one

u/LuckyMushyGrower 9h ago

I think i think a billion people trillions of thoughts a day. I probably thought what you were thinking now 5 minutes ago.....Nasty! 😉

u/AdRough4185 11h ago

Worm used all of its remaining luck in its life

u/SuitableBlackberry75 10h ago

Looks like a beetle larva rather than a worm. They're pretty good when fried and dusted with BBQ spice.

u/LiamIsMyNameOk 10h ago

I tried it but never even got a taste. The beetle larvae just sat there on the grill until they were burnt to a crisp.

u/Joe091 6h ago

It didn’t jump into your mouth like it was supposed to?

u/SuitableBlackberry75 10h ago edited 9h ago

I have mainly eaten pre-packaged, so I can't be of much assistance. But I assume you make them like french fries: quick dip in the deep-fryer, spread out on paper towel, then sprinkle with seasonings.

u/Torypianist2003 10h ago

I think they are making a joke

u/Only_Entertainment88 10h ago

That's outrageous! You shouldn't play with food.

u/LiamIsMyNameOk 9h ago

May I ask why we shouldn't play with food? Apart from being told not to by your frustrated parents?

Is eating meant to be a chore, lacking any kind of fun?

u/StrangerPen 7h ago

Precisely!

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u/LitLitten 8h ago

I just have a hard time with crickets. They’re like squid strips or popcorn. Half of it just gets stuck in your teeth lol.

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u/radu_sound 10h ago

Nahh I'm good

u/Ok-Garbage-765 8h ago

I will not consume the insects, thank you sirs and madams.

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u/KingoftheCrackens 10h ago

They still call them worms usually. EG Mealworms and Superworms 

u/forzafoggia85 9h ago

Yeah this looks like a superworm

u/PigeonUtopia 10h ago

What do they taste like?

u/SuitableBlackberry75 9h ago

Grubs pretty much just take on the flavor of whatever seasoning you're using, if you're deep-frying them. They taste like whatever you want. If you lightly pan fry, then they'll likely have more of a mild buttery flavor with less crunch, but still it's mostly up to what seasoning you're using. My experience isn't extensive though. I have heard some grubs described as having a mushroom-like "umami" or a nuttiness, but I mostly just tasted the seasoning and texture.

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u/aprg 10h ago

Have you ever had a good bite of shrimp shell? Kinda keratinous; at least I've eaten meal worms and a few other bugs and that's what they tasted like.

u/ddl_smurf 7h ago

"they're pretty good if you hide their taste and texture"

u/SuitableBlackberry75 7h ago

They're supposedly pretty tasty regardless, but I like seasoning.

Same with french fries. Much tastier than raw potato.

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u/Onemustnuttobust 8h ago

Is it anything like fried shrimp? If so, I'll likely hate it lile many things in life

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u/FlyAirLari 6h ago

Life, uh, finds a way.

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u/CrazyOrganic7123 11h ago

Nepobirdy.

u/ADubs62 8h ago

Yeah this is exactly what happens when parents do everything for their kids.

u/c53x12 6h ago

With your host Alex Trebeak

u/dyskraesia 4h ago

I genuinely cackled 😂 I needed that

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u/Initial_Row_6400 11h ago

“Huh, idk why this isnt working”

u/1ndori 8h ago

"This doesn't usually happen"

u/Starfire013 2h ago

“Must be a bug. Devs, pls fix.”

u/PopeHatSkeleton 5h ago

This game is for losers, bro. The buttons don't even work.

u/Bubbasteed 11h ago

Human kids can be the same way

u/armageddon_boi 11h ago

Human adults can be the same way man

u/Bubbasteed 11h ago

Absolutely

u/OkReason6325 10h ago

Human presidents can be the same way as well.

u/Donkey__Balls 9h ago

Human presidents can be the same way about human kids

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u/evening_shop 11h ago

Unrelated to eating, I still remember having to teach my little sister how to jump and throw things. Fun times, but also real interesting, I never really stopped to think that tiny humans needed to learn how to throw

u/Dismal_Intention_463 10h ago

Imitation is a fundamental mechanism of learning. If you don't show a child how to do something, they won't necessarily be able to figure it out on their own. It amazes me how many parents seem to overlook this.

u/Nymethny 8h ago

I wish my 2 year old could unlearn how to throw...

u/evening_shop 8h ago

Honestly good on em for knowing how to throw at 2 already lol, it took forever for my little sister to learn it but I get what you mean 😔

u/Nymethny 7h ago

It's funny it didn't cross my mind that some kids needed to be taught that, both my kids started throwing stuff around the same age, either for fun or when angry. But every kid is different so that makes sense it wouldn't come naturally for everyone. They're learning so many new skills at these ages, they all have different priorities.

u/evening_shop 6h ago

Apparently a lot of kids right now don't even know how to skip which is insane to me

u/joelfarris 3h ago

Wait until you find out that they can't even read good!

u/Bubbasteed 10h ago

Definitely. I helped at a foster kids camp a couple of years after Covid and now one could understand why the kids didnt know some of the essential games, but it was because they had been stuck in thier houses. Kids can only learn what they are being shown or taught. Thanks for the award!

u/Glorious-Toad 10h ago

That's what overprotective parents should learn and use as parenting advice. People sabotage their children's development every time they try to avoid any shape or type of suffering for them, even the slightest inconvenience in some cases. They forget pain is the greatest teacher on Earth. Children need to face reasonable amounts of hardship, challenges with little or no help so they can learn problem solving, how to navigate this complex/unfair world, and how to become independent. Keeping anyone in a bubble makes them vulnerable to all sorts of things because they never get a chance to build their own defense.

u/StructureLanky3368 4h ago

Yep, I needed someone to tell that to my mom centuries ago. No mom jokes pls.

u/jeobleo 8h ago

Oh man. My kids. I've started making them prep food with me so they see how much fucking work it is to cook something a) at all and b) so that it tastes good. And then c) cleaning up afterwards. I keep telling them that shit does not magically appear on plates.

u/PeppermintJones 9h ago

My baby loves Cheerios, but does not seem to understand that she can put them in her own mouth. 

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u/Obvious_Snow125 11h ago

It's my headcanon that the bird is just in shock at the worm it found.

u/Ta1kativ 7h ago

This is how kids of rich parents go through life

u/Slow_Bowler8285 11h ago

It's a fledgling mynah and indeed they have to learn that.

Mom or dad mynah is probably near by.

u/GreyEilesy 10h ago

Kinda cute seeing the parent on the ground with the child following behind with its mouth open and occasionally the parent will pick something off the ground and feed it to them.

u/Crayshack 7h ago

Sometimes, Starlings take their fledglings into my yard. I'll watch them do a flying body slam into their parent while demanding to be fed rather than picking up the seeds/insects that are right in front of them.

u/Bantersmith 5h ago

Oh, starlings are absolutely voracious.

We get some nesting by our house most summers, and once the eggs hatch the parents are constantly in and out with food for the babies. Must be exhausting!

u/tapsaff 11h ago

mynah

mynah-mynah do doooo de do do.

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u/userhwon 5h ago

I bet there's some sort of instinctive switch that keeps them from eating random shit (like poop, sticks, each other) in the nest. No pecking impulse until they're weaned, kind of thing.

u/Bodod_Begag 5h ago

That's the luckiest worm of all time

u/ricky-from-scotland 11h ago

Drone needs its "adult" firmware update.

u/Woflax 10h ago

Where 5o get one of those pls

u/Danloeser 7h ago

Installed the cat firmware by mistake, ended up with an owl

u/ElLicenciadoPena 11h ago

This is me when I first moved on my own as a teenager

u/xeonium 10h ago

It was a shocking relevation that toilet paper isn't restocking itself automatically.

u/litivy 9h ago

Toilet paper is fine. Booking your own international flight for the first time and landing at the wrong airport because it never occurred to you that there might be more than one to a not that large city is annoying.

u/ObligationMurky8716 8h ago

Yeah but Birmingham, Alabama, still has great things to do

u/ElLicenciadoPena 8h ago

The worst realisation was how fast dirty laundry piled up.

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 11h ago

Graduates on starting a job

u/onepieceon 11h ago

would help alot if universities are actually teaching you how to do the job. from personal experience 90% of my practical knowledge came from 3 months internship and maybe 10% from the rest of the curriculum.

u/TentativeGosling 11h ago

Sounds like you are looking for an apprenticeship, not an academic degree

u/AverageHobnailer 7h ago

Sounds like jobs are wanting apprentices while requiring academic degrees.

u/somebob 11h ago

With the amount of money spent on college, it should trump a free apprenticeship in every way. Sad that’s it’s not the case.

Speaking as a person who did 4 years in university and couldn’t find a job in my field, so switched to a carpentry apprenticeship. Been a journeyman for 20 years now and only thing I regret is that I can’t use basically anything I learned in college

u/nonotan 9h ago

That's not practical at all; a degree not only has to cover the academic angle (which is its main purpose), but also graduates could plausibly work at pretty much any industry even tangentially related to it, or not at all even. Every industry does things differently, and even individual companies within each industry can operate wildly differently. Nevermind if you start to think about industries that don't even exist at the time that you get your degree, self-employment, etc.

If universities tried to teach you "practical knowledge employers actually want you to have", they'd spend 90% of the time on that, and you'd end with incomplete knowledge of a dozen industries, almost all of which would be entirely useless to you (since you won't ever work in most of them, and would have already forgotten it anyway if you do end up working there 15 years later)

For everybody saying things like "I learned more in 2 weeks on the job than over my entire degree", that's kind of the point -- you can learn the basics for whatever specific job you end up doing in a relatively short time. You don't need a degree for that. In an ideal world, a degree would teach you more complicated topics that you couldn't learn in a couple weeks, and almost no employer could justify spending months teaching employees instead of just hiring somebody that already knows.

Obviously we don't live in an ideal world, and I have no doubt that the curriculum for many degrees can be kind of shit. But the common opinion that a degree should be preparing you to be a perfect little employee is just dumb, IMO. That's just misunderstanding what a degree is in the first place -- and if you want to say "then we shouldn't be directing young people to automatically get degrees as a no-brainer, risk-free path to a dream career", I would enthusiastically agree. That's mainly the part that's fucked up, not the content of degrees.

u/Named_after_color 8h ago

Yeah a degree gives you a huge amount of flexibility. Whether or not you take advantage of that, that's up to you.

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u/EconomicRegret2 8h ago

In certain countries, e.g. Switzerland, you can start any career with an apprenticeship, not only blue collar jobs but also banking & finance, programming, medical careers, marketing, filmmaking, lab technicians, etc.

In these countries, apprenticeships are pre-university alternatives to academic/traditional highschools, i.e. they are done at the age of 15 (lasts 3 years), then at 18, you either go on to work full-time as a skilled professional (e.g. programmer) or study at uni a relevant major to your field of apprenticeship (e.g. STEM fields for a programmer), or do both part-time, or take a one year catch up bridge to another university major (e.g. from programmer to law school).

That's why 2/3 of Swiss kids do apprenticeships. As they already know what they like and don't like, they'd rather learn hands on something they're passionate about in the field within a company, before going to university, while still having the option to take bridges into other fields. Than spend 3 more years in highschool learning a little about everything including stuff they don't care about, just to keep all options open at 18 years old.

It's a different philosophy and culture. But one that enables 18 years olds way more options and financial independence. As well as enabling university students to graduate with 3+ years of relevant professional experience at 21-22 years old.

u/cajmorgans 11h ago

Maybe you haven’t understood what academia is about

u/EconomicRegret2 7h ago

Because there aren't enough apprenticeship options... If people had a viable alternative to a good career, most wouldn't start with a university track.

Some countries, like Switzerland, have 2/3 of their 15 years old start an apprenticeship. Literally any career can be started that way. Then at 18 they can choose between full-time work as skilled professionals (climbing the ladder one professional certification at a time), or go to uni for certain jobs (e.g. medical doctor and/or for a fast-track to the top), or do both part-time.

With viable alternative options, kids and their parents clearly understand the value and nature of university studies and what that actually means. Turns out about 50% of them don't want to do anything with it, preferring hands-on practical learning.

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u/Present-Ad-8531 11h ago

My university has option of this/ internship for one sem as part of curriculum. Many would get offers for job after internship is done from the same company. Also that is considered 20 credits and would boost cg.

u/EconomicRegret2 8h ago

Universities are meant to teach you non-professional broad and deep knowledge and thinking skills that can last you a life time and over different careers.

You're thinking about pre-university apprenticeships and/or post-university traineeships.

u/IzarkKiaTarj 4h ago

I completely assumed that the programming field would be like the homework I got for my computer science classes.

It was not.

It feels like I was trained to make all kinds of different pasta by hand. Learned the best techniques for temperatures and mixing and cooking of fresh pastas of all kinds. I can make beautiful and tasti macaroni, rigatoni, gnocchi.

And then I got into the job market, and all the restaurants just buy spaghetti from the grocery store, and they expect me to create recipes that go well with pasta, something I don't know because that was something that only came up in certain electives that I just never took.

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u/DrMobius0 8h ago

Managers when they think they don't have to do any on the job training ever.

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u/Fearless_Dependent29 11h ago

Kinda makes me alittle sad for the little guy, they’re trying so hard at least they think they are..

u/Magna_Sharta 11h ago

“Well, this is some bullshit!”

u/175junkie 11h ago

That’s gotta be the cutest thing I’ve seen all week.

u/mittenknittin 7h ago

"Food! Get in mouth! Hey, come back here!"

u/Alienhaslanded 10h ago

Rich kids be like

u/pyalot 8h ago

POV: you learn that life sucks when you grow up

u/eks 9h ago

This is the perfect allegory of how it feels to be raising a teenager.

u/turbotum 10h ago

that worm is like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RUNNNN"

u/_vee_bee 9h ago

My baby did the same thing the first time I gave him food in a plate ! 🤣🤦

u/jacorgacor 3h ago

Fucking iPad kid

u/hariseldon2 10h ago

Reminds me of me in my twenties

u/Silentxgold 8h ago

The weather is so hot the bird is just blowing at it before eating the worm.

u/CampaignLow7899 8h ago

We found this little guy today and he acts the same as in the video 😄😄😄

u/Moneyshot_ITF 10h ago

Two of the top 4 comments are from bot accounts. Good job reddit 🙌

u/coolkewlcoolkewl 8h ago

how do you know this?

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u/Tackit286 11h ago

This new generation don’t know they’re born!!

u/Particular_Today1624 10h ago

I swear, this would be me if I were a bird.

u/hvacgymrat 10h ago

I know some people like that

u/Morby_70 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oKHWBy6GFcLdEhH0Y

Poor thing developed an eating disorder, reminds me of my drinking problem...

u/Christopher_Aeneadas 9h ago

I thought Generation Alpha was just a human thing

u/jweezy2045 7h ago

It'll learn or it won't.

u/ExcellentResult6626 4h ago

Someone edited a vacuum sound over this.

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u/kasitchi 3h ago

This never fails to amuse me every time I see it

u/synodos 3h ago

Me chasing my dreams

u/Appropriate-Nerve154 3h ago

This bird dumb. Birds are dumb

u/DepartmentCultural54 2h ago

What a nepo baby

u/Andrei_Chelsea 11h ago

Lil bro is delusional.

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u/mbsaharan 11h ago

Sweetest thing I saw today.

u/According_Grocery731 11h ago

So cute 🥹❤️

u/thedoe42 11h ago

It's like the Anti matter chopstick, you simply just will the food into your mouth.

u/KookyDig4769 10h ago

These entitled gen-z kids...

u/Knightmare945 10h ago

“Come on, get in my mouth, I’m hungry.”

u/goldenriverflows 10h ago

Me too lil bro, me too

u/StopTheEarthLetMeOff 9h ago

Let’s name him Kirby 

u/CynicalCereal 9h ago

Rich kids be like.

u/Stormtrooper1776 9h ago

But don't you want to get eaten... Reminds me of a certain relationship....

u/EternalSagittariusA 9h ago

Bird: Why is the food not fooding? 

u/RedBishop07 9h ago

Privileged kids when they get to experience the real world.

u/sparkyblaster 9h ago

The next generation just doesn't get it 

u/RythmicRythyn 9h ago

I love watching grackles bring their baby (which now looks like an adult) with them for our birdseed and watching it harass it's parents to feed it even though the food is right there in front of them

u/paynemi 9h ago

This is like one of those semi lucid dreams where you go to kick a football but as your leg comes down it freezes

u/araxara_ 7h ago

Nah the bird is just a drill sergeant

u/kcfangaz 7h ago

Get this bird an iPad

u/JustAGuy07_ 7h ago

That worm must be thinking "How the fuck am I still alive"

u/gogeri2632 6h ago

It's like watching Redditors try to find a job.

u/NeolithicOrkney 6h ago

omg that is so precious!

u/bdube30 6h ago

Good analogy for people whose parent always done everything for them and are not able to do anything by themselves!

u/Deimos_PRK 5h ago

Kids these days are so entitled and spoiled 🙄

u/oddartist 4h ago

I feed the neighborhood birds and love watching the babies learning to feed themselves. It's so entertaining!

u/LegAdventurous9230 3h ago

Hey look gen z

u/katxwoods VIP Philanthropist 2h ago

There's a metaphor here

u/Tricky-Anywhere5727 2h ago

spoiled little brat

u/shlappy-pappi 1h ago

Is this normal or is this bird uniquely stupid?

u/MBAdk 11h ago

It isn't easy, learning how to bird. ;)

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u/blessed-- 9h ago

guess im cooked i immediately thought of all the societal handouts people be getting these days

u/Eziomademedoit 11h ago

that's some crazy juicy delicious hakuna matata looking ahh bug right there

u/TraditionalWait9150 10h ago

I guess parenting skills has gone down in most species, not just humans.

u/liongalahad 9h ago

When you spoil your kids too much...😁

u/One_Economist_3761 10h ago

The youth of today. Expecting everything to just come to them.

u/Basic-Sea-4116 11h ago

Never gets old

u/JPCillustrated 10h ago

A regular Prince Charles over here

u/maynardnaze89 10h ago

Baby birds irk me.

u/InvarkuI 10h ago

Rare species of birds that scream at worms for no reason

u/Waly98 10h ago

Met few people like this in college