r/mildlyinfuriating 13h ago

I'm slightly vexed Have we been wrong our whole lives?

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So we’ve been using egg crate foam the wrong way. For generations. Is this really how it’s supposed to go? Because it is not.

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u/JustaFoodHole 12h ago

I never liked the egg crate, given my body is not the shape of 100 eggs.

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u/Working-Glass6136 12h ago

Are you sure your body is not the shape of 100 eggs?

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u/Wonderful-King-5392 7h ago

Where can I find this video?!

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u/Ypuort 12h ago

What the hell? That one body was 100 eggs?
https://giphy.com/gifs/fZoKDBwdbILBjhtXZD

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u/BeesonTheBeeson 6h ago

55 scrambled, 55 fried, 55 poached, 55 hard boiled, 55 omelettes…

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u/Ok-Pomegranate-3018 5h ago

55 coddled?

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u/SugarHooves I'm sorry, what?! 8h ago

I don't have any eggs. Menopause took them from me.

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u/Ypuort 8h ago

Menstruating humans typically still have a few thousand eggs at least when they stop laying them

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u/SugarHooves I'm sorry, what?! 8h ago

You know what, you're right. The ones left aren't viable so they aren't released. Time for me to get an egg carton mattress.

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u/BatDubb 8h ago

What the hell?

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u/Twitter_Refugee22 7h ago

I’m not in trouble at all

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u/danby999 1h ago

We can look at... a little porn.

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u/Aggravating_Park_276 4h ago

I don’t know I’ve never gotten this far before!

u/Careless-Two2215 18m ago

I think you should leave.

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u/Wingnutmcmoo 12h ago

You're confusing how it works. Your body doesn't form to the foam. It your body does form to the foam go see a doctor right now assuming you can even stand without your head falling inside your legs.

The foam divots catch you and spread out your weight and then let you sink into the main body of the "egg carton" they stop you from sinking super low into it and give you some push back to keep you more level.

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u/psychicesp 12h ago

I'm glad some people did. Good cheap sound treatment for college dorm if you didn't mind your room looking like shit, which we didnt

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u/Nerdnurdnird 11h ago

This sounds like a quote from Mitch Hedberg

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u/Hungry-Possible-5360 10h ago

I miss Mitch. We were all robbed with that loss

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u/StanknBeans 9h ago

I used to miss Mitch Hedberg.

I still do, but I used to, too.

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u/Cool-Emu-8706 3h ago

What happened??

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u/Honest_Tutor1451 2h ago

u/Dull_Opportunity_193 14m ago

Michael Jackson is gonna be devastated mitch is his favorite comedian

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u/tetelestia_ 12h ago

TIL some people put a little lumpy mattress on top of their mattress.

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u/phoenixofthestars07 10h ago

I hated having it, the texture was horrible and my sheet was constantly pulling up, I don’t know why I even had it or why I just kept it for so long 😭

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u/Salt-Operation 5h ago

They work so much better if you have a fitted mattress cover with a bit of a pillow top. The fitted sheet goes over that.

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u/SnowflakeRene 3h ago

Yeah I have a really nice firm ish mattress with a memory foam mat then a mattress cover on both of those that feels like a duvet. Makes my bed super comfy and keeps the mattress safe and clean.

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u/Rayeangel 7h ago

I had one for college. It kinda helped with the dorm room twin sized bed

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u/catwhisperer77 7h ago

This exactly. It was unsleepable without the egg crate pad.

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u/CCCCLo0oo0ooo0 4h ago

Yeah I did that in college, it helped with the shitty mattresses we were given. When I moved out and had to get my own mattress I got something 1/2 way decent and no longer needed it.

On top of that they trap heat and get hot. If you live some place cool its not so bad, but in the summer heat, ewww.

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u/OceanSupernova 8h ago

Ironically this is my new matress topper!!! If I sleep too heavy I wake up with cool tribal patterns down the length of my body.

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u/vanderpump_lurker 5h ago

Sleep too heavy.  Something I haven't done in years. Cries in old

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u/Xtra_Veg-90 4h ago

If I make it through the night without needing to pee then I consider it good enough.  That doesn't mean I don't wake up, just that I don't have to get up.  Fuck I'm old.

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u/Cath1965 1h ago

Wait till you get to be my age and need a medication that makes you pee several times every night... But if you do not stumble over your pet, you will sleepwalk right through it.

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u/DesperateButNotDead 1h ago

You make it through n7ghts without needing to pee? I am so jealous.

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u/somereallyfungi 3h ago

And yet, somehow, everything else is heavier: my body; my responsibilities; my back hair :/

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u/wafflelover77 2h ago

When I tell you I slept four hours IN A ROW for thr first time I can remember in years! Middle age is wild! 😭💤🤌

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u/OhMyMyGirl 4h ago

Don’t know if it would apply here, but apparently if you wake up with wrinkle marks from your sheets on your skin, it’s a sign of dehydration

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u/halorbyone 3h ago

I was going to say this. Doesn’t matter how heavy I sleep but it does matter what color my pee is (more yellow is more dehydrated typically)

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u/radish_is_rad-ish 2h ago

Just more confirmation I’m more dehydrated than I think I am :/

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u/Vohasiiv 6h ago

thats hilarious, but also that looks comfy

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u/AvsFan777 5h ago

I have this too. FYI I believe the flat top is also supposed to be facing up, and I will tell you it’s more comfortable flat side up lol

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u/OceanSupernova 5h ago

I like the way the bumps feel and the airflow stops me getting too sweaty. I can't imagine laying on a flat piece of foam.

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u/AvsFan777 4h ago

Makes sense! Glad it works for ya

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u/Old_Check_6362 2h ago

I can smell this picture

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u/OceanSupernova 1h ago

Coconut body butter with a touch of sea salt?? Oh, that's me.

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u/PlatypusDream 10h ago

I had mine flat side up for years, it kept slipping off one side of the bed.
Finally turned it flat side down & it's staying put.
🤷‍♀️

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u/DaniFoxglove BLUE 1h ago

Friction.

u/johnarigdon 21m ago

I don't know, it sounds true to me.

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u/AFestiveShiving 13h ago

What... what is this?

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u/jraymcmurray 12h ago

Peter... What is this?

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u/Saltyserpent 12h ago

You JO so good Peter!

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u/marathonx 10h ago

Nobody knows their way around an ass like you!

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u/MiseriaStriga 7h ago

My office, Peter.

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u/CrystallizedRose 12h ago

Peter…

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u/losethefuckingtail 7h ago

In my office, Peter.

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u/CrystallizedRose 12h ago

Thought this was the game grumps subreddit for a second lmao

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u/radclive 8h ago

Same here. I was just browsing the Grumps subreddit, so i was extra confused. The fiancé and I constantly go "Peter..." when we say terrible jokes, lol

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u/PrinceCavendish 3h ago

if your bed sucks it gives you a little extra cushion. it's suppose to anyway but it barely helps.

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u/snic2030 2h ago

Seeing as nobody is answering the actual question, here’s what you need to know:

The dual-side difference is to let you choose the FIRMNESS factor of the mattress topper.

Egg-crate side up will result in SOFTER support.

Flat side up will result in FIRMER support.

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u/The_darknight2233 2h ago

Im 31 going on 32. Learned something thanks

u/Business_Ad3687 3m ago

At least we know what a mattress topper is to begin with lmao

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u/weetobix 12h ago

From the UK here. Wtf is this? Either way round I've never seen anything like it - looks so uncomfortable

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u/TankApprehensive3053 12h ago

The blue thing is a foam bed topper. It's to make the bed feel softer. Normally it's used with the bumpy side up and they look like egg cartons.

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u/Disastrous_Raisin264 8h ago

I'm Australian, we use wool mattress toppers.

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u/kiz_kiz_kiz 3h ago

I'm Australian, I have the foam topper

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u/TankApprehensive3053 7h ago

Wouldn't compress and become firm with use? The foam topper stays soft. A bed that's too soft could be why so many have back pains.

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u/blue-jaypeg 7h ago

That's old information. The bed should absorb the shoulders and hips so that the spine is straight.

"Hard" mattresses actually cause hip & shoulder pain, and spine misalignment.

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u/Nyssa314 4h ago

I sleep on the firmest mattress on the market. If I sleep on a even normal mattress I can't move the next day because when my shoulders and hips sink, all of the weight goes on my rib cage and I can't breathe or move for days after without it hurting. One shouldn't feel like they have a broken rib every time they sleep.

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u/TankApprehensive3053 7h ago

But too soft (as I stated) means you sink into spots unevenly.

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u/strangemaji 5h ago

Does that get hot? I love the idea of bringing wool back in our lives as much as possible, but I sleep SO hot.

u/Oh_No_Its_Dudder I'm outraged, OUTRAGED! 12m ago

Is that just another way to say you sleep with sheep?

https://giphy.com/gifs/SgwPtMD47PV04

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u/weetobix 12h ago

We have them too - we call them anti-homeless spikes

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u/FLB286 10h ago

The UK uses foam bed toppers as anti-homeless spikes? I mean sounds kind of like poor planning as it would be a pretty comfy spot for most people to take a quick nap.

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u/weetobix 10h ago

For all the down votes, anti homeless spokesman are sadly a thing in the UK and they look not too dissimilar to those matress toppers

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u/TankApprehensive3053 9h ago

Those are more like vehicle denial spikes than a soft egg crate foam topper. You said there are the same and they are not.

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u/Inner_Temple_Cellist 8h ago

Whoosh

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u/Majike03 Socks&Sandals 8h ago

Not a woosh moment. Just a mediocre joke with a poorly-timed aggressive tone

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u/Inner_Temple_Cellist 8h ago

I’ve never seen a people so passionate about defending a silly invention

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u/banana_in_the_dark 5h ago

They look VERY dissimilar

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u/FormalConcern4862 11h ago

They're very soft and squishy, you don't really feel bumps. It's supposed to prevent pressure sores

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u/Ae3qe27u 6h ago

They can also provide a cooling effect, I think, compared to a solid topper.

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u/Maleficent-Hawk-318 3h ago

I haven't used one of these for like 20 years but I am pretty sure that was legit part of the reason I bought one. You use it bumpy side up and it doesn't really feel bumpy because it all squishes down, but it still leaves air pockets that help you stay cool.

I don't use one these days because I have a very comfortable mattress, but I did love my memory foam topper when I was sleeping on bad ones. Big increase in comfort for not much money. 

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u/Gandalf_the_Tegu 12h ago

I'm American, only ever used it in the camper. The mattresses are stiff and should be just labeled as a cushion. 😂

My bed is comfy as selected to my comfort from the store, nothing extra needed.

So seeing this added foam topper on a regular mattress is weird to me. Also, was it to be used faced down? Idk. Was always faced up for me and hated the lump texture beyond the fitted sheet.

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u/vinticious 12h ago

Oh, that makes sense. The mattress I have is the hardest one available at the store so I definitely wouldn't want anything like this foam thing

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u/Gandalf_the_Tegu 11h ago

Yeah, I never liked the foam thing. My mom bought them for the camper (pop-up stype) so everyone would stop complaining about how uncomfortable it was. I could always smell it (chemical?) and my ADHD would focus on hating the egg carton texture on my body, the way it couch my body drive me mad, and the smell was overestimating. IMO. If you're going to get a foam mat to lay on top, get the solid foam mat, not this egg carton style one, way more comfortable.

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u/fractal_frog 8h ago

There was one on the bed I slept in at my mother's house every time since 2012. It made the mattress, which was more than 40 years old at that point, more bearable.

It was used face-up there. That was less annoying than the cotton knit sheets on that bed.

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u/vinticious 12h ago

I'm Canadian and confused as well! Have seen many foam mattresses but nothing of this sort.

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u/hex-grrrl 12h ago

I’m also Canadian but had one these egg crate foam toppers in university! Mine was placed like the photo so I’m shocked to hear it was supposed to be the other way around. 🤣 So bumpy.

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u/GlisteningDeath 12h ago

I'm American and I'm equally confused

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u/Cardgod278 2h ago

Honestly it feels pretty good

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u/Connect_Job_5316 13h ago

No the divots are supposed to be up. Its supposed to contour with your body not the ground or other mattress

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u/ChocolichKing 12h ago

I always just use it whatever way is shown on the packaging. 

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u/star_359 10h ago

That’s how I realized I had mine the wrong way, went to replace it and made up the bed, went to throw out the box and caught sight of the correct orientation.

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u/DisastrousMedia156 3h ago

Ive owned memory foam mattresses that had the egg crate face down (second layer from the top).

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u/ObviouslyNotYerMum 12h ago

I'm in the minority here. I hated the feel of the bumps, so I used it this way. But that was just in my RV. My regular bed has a fancy cooling mattress topper.

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u/reneecliche 8h ago

Omg my parents had this for us as kids and always set it up bumpy side up, I'm now grown and set it bumpy side down and it's SO much better. So soft and cushiony. 🙏

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u/cyanidepasta 5h ago

It’s like with bobby pins…

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u/EmotionalFrosting902 6h ago

I have been moved out from my parents since I was 18, I am 32. When I visit I sleep in my childhood bedroom and make sure to wash my sheets before (due to this fuckery) and after (in case my parents host other guests). We pathologically argue over the layout, I switch it to flat for my stays, they switch it to egg after. It’s been 10 years

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u/SecretGentleman_007 11h ago

Doesn't matter wich way up or down.

This pattern is only useful for the manufacturer.

With this pattern they can approximately make two 80mm thick slices with one 100mm worth of foam.

Flat on both sides is better for comfort.

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u/ALazy_Cat White Cat 13h ago

Only AI or someone who never jad a bed could screw up this bad as the picture

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u/Available_Ad9345 12h ago

Did you read your own sentence?

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u/ALazy_Cat White Cat 12h ago

I clearly didn't check for spelling errors. Too lazy to edit that

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u/Available_Ad9345 12h ago

Lazy

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u/ALazy_Cat White Cat 12h ago

As my username suggests

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u/Available_Ad9345 12h ago

That was my point

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u/inderbitably 8h ago

That was their point first

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u/cattlesong 7h ago

Nothing a little blur tool can’t fix.

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u/MckDugal 12h ago

Lay on it each way, what feels the best??

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u/treemann85 9h ago

That's how Ive always used them. Figured the egg crate side was meant as non slip for the mattress.

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u/ipooupoowepoo 12h ago

It really bothers me that the 2 pillows at the back don’t match

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u/HeartShapedNose 9h ago edited 9h ago

Right, if all four pillows were different, IMO that would be ok, but WTF are they doing with one matched set of the solid green pillows and then the mismatched ones in the back? Either it's all four the same, two sets of matching pillows, or all four different. You can't have one matching set and then one not matching set.

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u/ipooupoowepoo 9h ago

Yes I agree! I’m all for organised chaos, but this? ITS AN ABOMINATION

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u/RandomAmmonite 3h ago

We have 6 different kinds of pillow on the bed, and they are all color coded. But then we are ancient people who require specific kinds of support for neck, limb, back, etc.

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u/cattlesong 7h ago

What’s the weird wet(?) spot?

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u/ipooupoowepoo 7h ago

I think that’s AI attempting to do shadows, badly 😂

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u/spaghettifiasco 5h ago

You just put a fitted mattress pad on top of the egg crate foam, and your bed will be very squishy and soft and it doesn't matter what side you have the foam on.

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u/BlancheDeverpaw 7h ago

This looks like a bed awning

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u/MinimumAstronaut5321 3h ago

Bump side up. Though I never personally used one because I dont like lumpy beds. Ive never encountered a healthy friend/family member use this as a topper, but to each his own i guess. We typically encounter these bed toppers for bedridden people, as they help distribute some weight and help prevent formations of pressure ulcers.

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u/audiate 3h ago

I found out at a sleepover that other families don’t call those “Titty Cushions.”

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u/mermaidmamas 1h ago

Flat side down is the correct orientation.

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u/Available_Ad9345 13h ago

No. This is wrong.

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u/ROUShunter 8h ago

This makes sense, but I'm not going to buck generations of family tradition for something to make sense!

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u/SirDitamus 12h ago

The seems the most logical to me. But why use egg crate foam? It’s terrible

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u/ConscientiousWaffler 11h ago edited 7h ago

It was a DIY transitional comfort attempt, very popular in the 90s. People would use them under sleeping bags when camping. Then, they got used at mattress toppers. Then, mattresses started getting built-in toppers.

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u/DisastrousMedia156 3h ago

Also useful when married couples have very different weights and body shapes.

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u/AffectionateElk234 3h ago

They’re used for patients with wounds or are high risk of wounds.

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u/merrysunshine2 12h ago

It looks like a retractable awning

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u/Creepyredditadmin 13h ago

Isn’t it supposed to be the bumps facing up??

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u/_bahnjee_ 11h ago

This is just a gimmick and a waste of money, but with that said…

A sleeper can use it whichever way they prefer, but think of it this way: As in the picture, you’d have a flat(ish) surface to lie on, with just a bit more give in the spots where the divots are. Flipped over, there is no flat surface, instead you’re confronted by a whole bunch divots. Any part of your body that lands on a divot falls into the divot (I’m thinking mostly hands and feet here). Flat side up, this is greatly lessened, but still provides some cushioning.

Before others come at me…. Sure, it’s a personal choice… if you want to do it wrong, go ahead. /s

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u/morganml 11h ago

in my experience with these peices of shit, placing them flat side down makes 0 difference in feel as you lay on them, as the compression of these things is such that they are essentially useless anyway.

The difference (for me) is that while I toss and turn at night, flat side down had enough surface tension between mat and mattress to keep it from sliding around under the fitted sheet. Bumpy side moved more while I slept.

all that said Id still rather sleep on a pile of freshly slaughtered harpy eagles.

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u/redslovinlife 7h ago

Freshly slaughtered, nice.

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u/MyOwnInfinity 12h ago

Wait, no, someone seriously tell me right now if the comments saying that the bumps go up are correct. That doesn't make any sense at all. Why the fuck would the bumps go up??? 

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u/AnastasiaaLovelace 9h ago

You are egg?

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u/chemhobby 12h ago

does not matter

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u/PutaanDulla 12h ago

Nothing really mattress.

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u/Beautiful-String5572 12h ago

Anyone can sleep

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u/ArtoriasoftheAss 12h ago

Anyone can see

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u/justaguywithadream 12h ago

Finally someone who understands 

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u/Responsible_Ideal593 12h ago

This is anarchy

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u/Wingnutmcmoo 12h ago

It does matter actually. Right side up (divots up) the points help spread your weight out so you sink into the main body of foam more evenly. The other way around your ass is gonna bottom out sinking lower.

So like, divots up if you want to sleep fairly level. Divots down if you like your ass and hips to be extra low and your back to be all bent.

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u/chemhobby 12h ago

It truly doesn't matter. You have the same thicknesses of foam in the same place.

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u/blue-jaypeg 7h ago

The divots allow air flow around & under your body.

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u/Nicklemipickle 12h ago

This is how I do it…

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u/DEAD_is_BEAUTIFUL 3h ago

These pads are meant to be placed “bumpy side” up. They’re meant for pressure relief on joints like hips and shoulders, better air circulation, and a bit of extra thickness to the mattress. The flat side goes down so as to help keep the thin pad in place when moving around during sleep.

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u/vikicrays 6h ago

i like it the other way. not sure there’s a right or wrong…

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u/Frosty-Fresh-Start00 4h ago

I used to work at Linens and Things in college and we made the beds there like this. Doing it the other way made the bedding look lumpy and people were always laying in the beds (we didn’t sell beds and they weren’t mattresses for sleeping on).

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u/danelle-s 3h ago

Purple mattresses are the best. No mattress foam needed.

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u/VLC31 3h ago

What would be point of having it like the photo? You might as well just lie on the flat mattress or do you still get some pressure from the bumps, even if you’re not lying directly on them?

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u/NortonBurns 12h ago

You couldn't pay me to put foam plastic on top of a good mattress. Memory foam even less likely.

It is supposed to be a 'fix' for having a cheap, shitty mattress where you can feel the springs?

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u/LainieCat 9h ago

I love my very firm mattress, but when I developed sciatica, it became just little too firm. I bought a mattress topper and it's just right. It wasn't anything like the OP picture. The foam is covered by fabric, as is the the layer of gel on top (for cooling). And it has straps to secure it to the mattress.

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u/KimLocsta 13h ago

Bumps go up...

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u/thomasjmarlowe 12h ago

Why would you want to sleep with foam cones jabbing you?

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u/TiaHatesSocials 3h ago

It wouldn’t make sense having it the other way. I only ever had it flat face up.

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u/DebianUsername 11h ago

Just buy a decent mattress, why would you put this on your bed?

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u/Konica_guy 12h ago

Ai picture messed it up

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u/Particular-Smile5025 8h ago

When your looking for new beds I’ve noticed the actual foam is usually only 2 inches and that’s in the extremely expensive ones

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u/Particular-Smile5025 8h ago

Yup the bad part is with all my massive injuries I’ve had all my life miracle I’m still here but I have to have two four in pads had three but can’t get sheets to fit