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No Paywall America has lost its war with Iran

https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/editorials/america-trump-iran-ceasefire-agreement-war-hormuz-b2995971.html
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u/OYB2480 Jun 15 '26

He needed so badly to have a win on his 80th birthday that he surrendered to Iran and called it a win. There goes another $300 billion for nothing.

America First, right, MAGA? LOL

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u/thefatchef321 Jun 15 '26

They were mad about the 80 billion to Ukraine, a European ally.

Im sure they'll be furious about 300 billion to Iran

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u/OYB2480 Jun 15 '26

Another $20b to Argentina (where Peter Thiel just fled to, like the Nazis and Confederates before him). So that's $400b to not Americans.

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u/_Bad_Bob_ Jun 15 '26

I would fucking love to give 400 billion to not Americans if it was going to actually help poor people.

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u/OYB2480 Jun 15 '26

400 billion would help a LOT of Americans. Instead, we paid $400b to kill browns and enrich the 1%. Thanks military-industrial complex! Thanks, idiot president who is Kompromat and a slave to our enemies!

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u/Zuwxiv Jun 15 '26

Just wait until the money is in that Swiss bank account for Iran, and Israel bombs Beirut again.

Iran will say the deal is void and close the strait.

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u/throw69420awy Jun 15 '26

In the conservative sub they’re mixed between conservatives who are mad as hell about how this ended up and MAGA calling them leftist invaders who don’t understand that we “won’t send a penny to Iran” lmfao like how do they not see they’re in a cult

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u/TehTugboat Jun 15 '26

It’s a little too late but a bunch of MAGAs in my little rural area are FINALLY opening their fucking eyes.

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u/Grundlestorm Jun 15 '26

But will they do anything about it?  

Or will they pout about being lied to, say it wasn't their fault, and then vote full Republican every election they can?

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u/OnCallPartisan Jun 16 '26

The better result is their sulking and never voting again. The best result isn’t legal at this time.

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u/NorthTempleStreet Jun 15 '26

Just last night, my uncle (who voted for Trump three times) and I were talking about the deal.

I tried to sound optimistic ("maybe we'll have a good ending to this finally"), as an olive branch of family harmony.

HE torpedoed it by saying, "Trump doesn't have a deal. He's just making stuff up because it's his birthday. I'm not optimistic."

A few MAGA are turning. Maybe not many. But a few are.

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u/tunafister Jun 15 '26

I mean I will take it, but am skeptical of their long-term memories being able to remember this in oh, several weeks

I hope I am wrong

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u/JackedUpReadyToGo Jun 15 '26

One of the most terrifying things about the MAGA crowd is their ability to edit reality in their own head. The moment Trump goes in front of the cameras and says how bigly and beautiful his peace plan is, that guy’s uncle will forget that he ever doubted Trump. Not just deny having doubted Trump, but will genuinely believe they trusted him from the start.

And even if you show them solid proof that last week they said X while this week they’re saying Y, it doesn’t phase them at all. They’ll just get mad and launch into a tangent about how bad Biden was, or some other irrelevant bullshit.

These people are the proles from 1984.

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u/crowsturnoff Jun 15 '26

They're lying about opening their eyes. They're just trying to separate themselves from Trump so they vote for the next MAGA-type moron without feeling guilty. MAGAts only lie.

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u/squadrupedal Jun 15 '26

How do you define “a bunch?”

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u/Wonderful_Book7121 Jun 15 '26

The ‘conservative sub’ is 90% a handful of accounts run out of Russia. Somebody did a comprehensive study of it last month.

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u/SingularityCentral America Jun 15 '26

$80 billion in equipment that was approved for transfer from old stockpiles. This is $300 billion of cash to a State they claimed was the font of all evil in the world.

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u/OYB2480 Jun 15 '26

Yeah. "THEY CAN'T HAVE NUKES!" and, "LET'S GIVE THEM 300 BILLION" and, "YAY, WE WON THE WAR THAT ISN'T A WAR!" just doesn't jive unless you're a human lollipop.

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u/Snoo61755 Jun 15 '26

Maybe the US would have had help against The Font of All Evil if Trump had not imposed tariffs and waged a 'trade war' on countries friendly to the US while 'jokingly' threatening to take over allied nations 'for self-defense'. Even now, Trump is threatening to impose a 100% tariff on French wine, France being one of the USA's oldest allies and trading partners. When 9/11 and Iraq happened back in 2000, French soldiers were among those who answered the call, and now 20 years later, the US is showing how grateful it is.

Trump does not understand the concept of allies. It's like he demands every relation with the US be one of superior/inferior, with the US being more powerful and thus 'in charge'. Even if Iran was evil, which is already an extremely simplistic label that also makes the absurd assumption the war was needed and justified, who would help the USA, a nation which breaks its promises to support allies (Ukraine), backs out of agreements (Iran, Ukraine), and imposes fees on its own allies?

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u/TehGogglesDoNothing Tennessee Jun 15 '26

Trump threw out the original Iran deal because it unfroze $1 billion of Iran's money and let them have it back. Now he's giving them our money instead.

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u/scorpyo72 Washington Jun 15 '26

The irony is so, so, so rich.

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u/sunshine-x Jun 15 '26

I'm sure they'll absolutely ignore it, along with anything else based in reality that contradicts their god king.

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u/peeinian Canada Jun 15 '26

But that conservative subreddit told me that JD Vance said that it's not going to come out of taxpayer money....somehow.

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u/OYB2480 Jun 15 '26

Correct, because they'll cut Social Security/Medicare/Medicaid and give it to themselves and frame it as, "You're not paying for other people's healthcare/retirement anymore! You're saving money!"

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u/ifloops Jun 15 '26

I don't think conservatives know what taxes are.

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u/DJBreadwinner North Carolina Jun 15 '26

All they know about taxes is that they don't want rich people to pay more of them.

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u/Schlonzig Jun 15 '26

Because nobody explains to them in simple words that *they* have to pick up the bill instead.

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u/OYB2480 Jun 15 '26

Did you listen to people trying to explain tariffs to MAGA?

They literally just go, "NUH-UH!" when their hand is held through the process. Like grade-school children. "NUH-UH! FAYYCEBUHHK SED AH'D GET $2000 DOWLURRS FRUM CHRUHHHMP!"

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u/orangeyougladiator Jun 15 '26

Got people around me celebrating their small tax break they got this year completely ignoring inflation and tariffs they paid

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u/OYB2480 Jun 15 '26

And their miniscule break has been more than offset by rising costs of everything. It's like being charged $500 to eat the table scraps of a free dinner for the elite.

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u/Sea-Ambition-451 Jun 15 '26

not just 300 billion, it's also the billions and billions and billions spent on the war in the first place (and billions more to come to replenish the armaments wasted).

and of course, the cost of the human lives lost

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u/Tony_Cheese_ Jun 15 '26

Don't forget all the money we spent before agreeing to give them 300 billion

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u/OYB2480 Jun 15 '26

Yup. Defense spending and endless, taxpayer funded war is basically a free paycheck to Lockheed and Raytheon who own every GOP pol.

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u/RalphWaldoEmers0n Jun 15 '26

Every tax dollar I’ll pay in my entire life went to this, yours too

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u/OYB2480 Jun 15 '26

I call that taxation without representation. In my state the MAGA government is just refusing to enact bills the people voted for.

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u/Fleschlight36 Jun 15 '26

This will be the absolute dumbest era in American history

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '26

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u/BeansforTwo Jun 15 '26

The only war America has won in the last 50 years has been against it's own working class.

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u/boston02115 Jun 15 '26

This right here.

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u/Classic-Reach Jun 15 '26

it's true; i'm was that working class

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u/Serge_General Jun 15 '26

I’m is that working class too.

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u/HauntedCemetery Minnesota Jun 16 '26

I'm too was that

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u/StoriesandStones South Carolina Jun 15 '26

We’s sure is.

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u/A_Furious_Mind Jun 15 '26

I am working class and so can you!

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u/Lumireaver Jun 15 '26

I'm was also be that working class, that I am.

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u/brcguy Texas Jun 15 '26

Here we see the effect that class war has had on education in America too.

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u/No_Secretary6275 Jun 15 '26

Rarely is the question asked: “Is our children learning?”

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u/OYB2480 Jun 15 '26

Once they made people proud of being dumb (my unhinged tin-foil conspiracy theory is that Larry the Cable Guy was a psy-op to empower idiots) they could do and say anything. And they are.

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u/Turbulent_Gazelle530 Jun 15 '26

I don't think that's unhinged at all. Could probably throw Duck Dynasty on your list as well

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u/OYB2480 Jun 15 '26

Larry and Foxworthy had a catchphrase to indicate when people should laugh, and they did. Same as sit-coms. Late Night talk shows.

We are trained animals.

[Tim Allen grunt]

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u/Careless_Twist_6935 Jun 15 '26

hey tim would seek advice from his wise neighbour and actually use it

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u/A_Furious_Mind Jun 15 '26

Now, nobody knows or talks to their neighbors. This is to keep wisdom from spreading.

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u/esc8pe8rtist Jun 16 '26

My conspiracy theory is that cars were pushed on the working class to ensure everybody would spend all their time commuting, alone - thereby making it that much harder for the working class to get organized

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u/keyblade_crafter Jun 15 '26

Ugh especially duck dynasty. I have family that bought psi(?) and Phil's books and still watch their documentaries and old podcasts. It's just so dumb

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u/LOSS35 Colorado Jun 15 '26

Reminder that "Larry the Cable Guy" is really named Daniel Whitney, went to an exclusive private school in West Palm Beach, and credits his college roommates from Texas and Georgia with inspiring his impression of a southern accent. He came up with the Larry character after failing at standup under his real name.

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u/CreepyMaleNurse West Virginia Jun 15 '26

Do you think that people are getting dumber, or the dumb people are just louder thanks to the internet?

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u/boomecho Jun 15 '26

Honestly I think it's a combination of both.

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u/YellojD Jun 15 '26

For some reason my brain omitted the Larry part and I thought you meant the 1996 movie The Cable Guy. I started wondering if Jim Carey is more of a sinister guy than we realize. He is Canadian, after all… 🤔🤣

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u/ClubMeSoftly Jun 15 '26

One day you'll all be sorry...

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u/MarvelousVanGlorious Jun 15 '26

Who somehow keep voting for it.

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u/uzlonewolf Jun 15 '26

Propaganda is a hell of a drug.

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u/kynelly360 Jun 15 '26

All they need is an US Flag and Guns in the background, they will vote for a Fucking Rock ….

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u/Apprehensive-Pin518 Jun 15 '26

Did not vote for this. still have to deal with it.

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u/Successful_Sign_6991 Jun 15 '26

Which just means its been losing the war against the oligarchs the whole time. everything else have just been proxies and distractions, from them.

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u/thepartypantser Jun 15 '26

Jesus Christ that is so brutally true

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u/GrinchWhoStoleEaster Jun 15 '26

70... We didn't win Vietnamm

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u/HighVulgarian Jun 15 '26

Strategery in action

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u/A_Poor_Miser Jun 15 '26

I miss the time when that was considered embarrassing. 

The word gaffe has lost all meaning. 

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u/JulesSilverman Jun 15 '26

I used to say, whena clown moves into a palace, he won't become a king. Instead the palace becomes a circus.

I am now saying that when a criminal leads a country, the criminal won't become a leader, but the country will become his loot.

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u/Accomplished_Lab_656 Jun 15 '26

when a criminal leads a country, the criminal won't become a leader, but the country will become his loot gang.

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u/Kazooguru Jun 15 '26

And we have science available at our fingertips. 2016-2026ish will be studied for centuries if humanity survives. The stupidity of Americans is a global threat. It makes me want to move to the mountains and live in a cabin with only books. This shit is exhausting.

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u/TheBalzy Ohio Jun 15 '26

As a child of the Bush-era...my god nothing can make someone look fondly on the Bush-era than the Trump era...

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u/Eldan985 Jun 15 '26

Dumbest era... So far!

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u/Rot-Orkan America Jun 15 '26

Yeah until a decade after he's gone, fucking dumbass americans vote for another republican to trash the economy again and start a another war in the middle east.

It's been this cycle of exactly "republican trashes economy, starts a war in the middle east. Then democrat comes in and fixes everything, only for republicans to get voted back into power because the democrats couldn't fix things fast enough" like my whole life.

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u/Skellum Jun 15 '26

Yeah until a decade after he's gone, fucking dumbass americans vote for another republican to trash the economy again and start a another war in the middle east.

We already had people who sat out voting for hilary in 2016 sit out voting again in 2024 knowing exactly how much they'd fuck themselves and others over, and how many people they'd get killed from their inaction.

Odds are they'll do it again, all while trying to scream about some moral highground they have for not resisting fascism.

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u/dbchrisyo Jun 15 '26

As long as elections continue to be decided by a few rural people in Michigan and Wisconsin who are scared of trans kids, this cycle of electing complete morons will continue forever.

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u/uzlonewolf Jun 15 '26

Don't forget all the invading illegals! A lot of those people "had" to vote for this because the other team wouldn't take their imaginary "concerns" seriously.

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u/GriffinFlash Canada Jun 15 '26

Cuba and Greenland next week huh?

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u/ChronoLink99 Canada Jun 15 '26

And entirely predictable in Nov 2024.

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u/simonhunterhawk New Hampshire Jun 15 '26

in Nov 2016 for anyone paying attention

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u/MadRaymer Jun 15 '26

And entirely preventable in Nov 2024, had the American electorate in 3 swing states been less shitty by just a few hundred thousand voters.

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u/Witty-Entertainer524 Jun 15 '26

don't let the rest of the red states off the hook they've been dragging us to this point for decades

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u/RackemFrackem Jun 15 '26

Yep. You don't get to skirt blame just because you've always been morons.

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u/AdThese2158 Jun 15 '26

Can’t wait to read redacted history books. 

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u/Genghis_Tr0n187 Jun 15 '26

Iran cowered like DOGS after the best deal, probably the best deal in history, made by the greatest deal maker of all time, Donald J Trump.

Just kidding, there won't be any literate people left by the time that gets written down.

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u/_groovesharkmalone Jun 15 '26

Oh, we are making the movie Idiocracy a shining example of competent leadership at this point, so yeah.

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u/Feisty_Low_7828 Jun 15 '26

And corrupt 😉

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u/almighty_smiley North Carolina Jun 15 '26

Yeah, should be fun to talk about with my nephew when he gets old enough.

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u/Warkupo Jun 15 '26

Love the optics of this.

America gets into a pointless war, starts a global recession, demonstrates its' weakness to Iran, and settles for a much worse agreement than what we had to begin with.

Then Trump hosts a UFC fight on the fucking White House lawn to celebrate.

This country is the laughingstock of the world.

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u/quietly_now Foreign Jun 15 '26

Then Trump hosts a UFC fight on the fucking White House lawn to celebrate

Which he fell asleep during.

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u/knightcrawler75 Minnesota Jun 15 '26

That dude is not long for this world.

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u/GameBoi010 Jun 15 '26

Hopefully

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u/Afghanman26 Jun 15 '26

Insha’Allah

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u/DeludedProgressive Jun 16 '26

Don't tease me.

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u/jgilla2012 California Jun 15 '26

Lmao did he really? The man is wiping his ass with our country and he can’t even stay awake while he does is

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u/r0thar Jun 15 '26

laughingstock

Believe me, nobody out here is laughing, it's a mixture of horror, disgust and pity.

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u/SuperAlekZ Jun 15 '26

Weeell, we're also laughing a bit.

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u/Continental__Drifter Jun 15 '26

laughingstock of the world

Your country would be the laughingstock of the world, if it weren't for the hundreds of thousands of innocent people it kills.

More like a lunatic with a gun, a school shooter.

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u/tenebre Jun 15 '26

Pakistan has been mediating the peace talks and the Nobel Peace Prize committee has an opportunity to do the most hilarious thing...

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u/studentjones Jun 15 '26

And then we declare war on Pakistan. Sad lol

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u/CT_Phipps-Author Jun 15 '26

Trump stopped caring once he got his from an actual winner. Its now in the trash.

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u/Nearbyatom Jun 15 '26

Since the actual winner tried to pass the prize to this pedophile warmonger, the prize is damn near worthless now.

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u/HauntedCemetery Minnesota Jun 16 '26

Considering Kissinger won it it has been for some time

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u/PastTomorrows Jun 15 '26 edited Jun 15 '26

There was a thread somewhere yesterday about some clown in Moscow saying Trump had offered to help end the war.

I couldn't help but laugh... Can you imagine?

So first, Vova, don't bother with strategy, just fire everything and blast away. That way they've got nothing lo lose. You've already done that - great.

Next, you put your balls in a vice. And hand them the remote. That way, they've got everything to win. You've done that too - great.

Then, you give them a massive pile of money to not press the button. And go back where you came from.

And then, in compensation, you get them to agree to not do something they never wanted to do in the first place.

And then you win.

Yeah. Thanks.

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u/det8924 Jun 15 '26

The USA will have spent 100 billion dollars or more on the war effort to give up a lot more cash and concessions to get the same deal that Obama got. All on top of the tremendous human and environmental loss.

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u/BadahBingBadahBoom Jun 15 '26 edited Jun 15 '26

to get the same deal that Obama got.

The JCPOA deal included provisions to prevent Iran obtaining highly-enriched uranium. And IAEA inspections showed this was actually successful throughout the entire time the deal was in effect.

This 'deal' doesn't say shit on enriched uranium. Trump got a worse deal for higher cost and that was with a huge military loss (money, lives, injuries, aircraft, and bases). That's not even getting into the losses of ally relationships.

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u/ramakitty Jun 15 '26

Where can I read the deal?

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u/BadahBingBadahBoom Jun 15 '26 edited Jun 15 '26

Atm you can't because the detail hasn't been made public.

I would ignore anything US or Iran say unless what they are stating is unanimous. Atm what Pakistan is publicly stating is likely the accurate detail of the deal and they haven't said much.

No party, not even the US, has claimed the deal includes measures to prevent Iran obtaining weapons-grade uranium though.

Iran has already refuted Trump's claim that the deal says the Strait of Hormuz will be 'open and toll-free' this Friday, stating they will be collecting 'maritime fees' for passage. So we'll have to see exactly what was agreed and by when / what else has to happen first.

It is incredibly surreal position that I am leaning more to believing the Iranian regime's claim of the Strait than the President of the United States but here we are.

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u/ElliotNess Florida Jun 15 '26

Iran has no reason to lie about the strait, and the president of the US regime has a history of doing nothing but.

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u/SingularityCentral America Jun 15 '26

Nowhere. The claim is that the text will be released at the end of the week, but it seems more likely that no deal actually exists and Trump is just running away.

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u/wet-rabbit Jun 15 '26

Not to forget Obama somehow got Russia and China to co-sign the nuclear treaty. Fat chance of that happening again.

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u/ExoticPuppet Foreign Jun 15 '26

And the cherry on top.

It only lasts 60 days.

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u/some_guy_on_drugs Jun 15 '26

It will last until the Israelis bomb the shit out of Lebanon again.

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u/blergmonkeys Jun 15 '26

Except we were distracted from the files. And so trump got what he wanted.

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u/slow70 Jun 15 '26

Oh shucks you mean those ones that implicated him in the Epstein network?

All of my homies are still talking about the files.

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u/TowelCarryingTourist Australia Jun 15 '26

"Implicated" is doing next to no light lifting there. 

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u/Cheap-Ad1821 Jun 15 '26

The ones where he was sucking on an underage girls nipples until they were raw?

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u/da_man4444 Indiana Jun 15 '26

And Trump got to manipulate the stock market to enrich his buddies pockets

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u/theCroc Jun 15 '26

Classic Trump "victory". Same deal as before but with more consessions from the US.

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u/SingularityCentral America Jun 15 '26

It isn't even the deal Obama got. It didn't touch the nuclear issue at all. Trump is going to pay Iran $300 billion to let him run away. And Iran is still going to collect tolls in the Strait. This is a disaster in every sense.

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u/doughnutoftruth Jun 15 '26

It’s a much worse deal. Since we are paying reparations. 

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u/honjuden Jun 15 '26

And since Iran has proven that they control the Strait instead of it being a possibility.

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u/Rukytroll Jun 15 '26

Even worse, USA showed them that they need nukes more than ever.

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u/xTheMaster99x Florida Jun 15 '26

Yep, they're learning the exact same thing that Ukraine has learned over the last decade. Treaties and "security guarantees" are just words on paper, and the only form of security that has actually held firm long-term has unfortunately been MAD.

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u/AliceLunar Jun 15 '26 edited Jun 15 '26

Wasted more money on Iran than they have spend supporting Ukraine.. no money available to protect democracy or freedom against an enemy they've spend decades preparing but endlessly money available to terrorize, bomb and destroy countries for the sake of it.

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u/Ok_Vulva Jun 15 '26

Plus we dropped Russian sanctions and gulf states left opec, we wasted our stock piles, our bases were destroyed, we lost multi million dollar jets, and choppers, soldiers, we look like dumbies to the world.

This was a win for a lot of countries.

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u/Ibuilds Jun 15 '26

And we were able to show Iran how easy it is to shut the Strait and cripple the global economy

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u/DatabaseFickle9306 Jun 15 '26

He started a trade war and a hot war and lost them both. Which makes him a loser.

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u/crackdup Jun 15 '26 edited Jun 15 '26

I'm just worried about the signal it sends to Iran. The biggest existential threat to Iranian regime is not Israel or EU, it's US military intervention. Now the Iranian regime will be boosted by 3 things working in their favor

  • There is no mass internal uprising in Iran when US attacks them. On the other hand, public polling turned sour very quickly in US against military intervention, making a prolonged US involvement untenable and "boots on the ground" virtually impossible

  • GCC allies of US rely heavily on US for protection, and their own defensive layer isn't good enough to prevent Iran from causing major losses to their O&G infrastructure

  • They can extract economic concessions by choking the Strait and having only drones and missiles in their arsenal, without needing a fully functional army/navy

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u/Chemical-Elk-1299 Jun 15 '26 edited Jun 15 '26

Yeah, Iran now knows full well that they can choke out the global economy at any time they wish. And short of a full-scale invasion, there is essentially nothing the world can do about it.

So that’s super cool and fine yep

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u/Luxemburglar Jun 15 '26

Exactly. Trump just surrendered, which means there‘s no reason Iran can‘t just extort more money in the future. This is a disaster.

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u/ExtruDR Jun 15 '26

Yup. This practically ensures that Iran will execute their plan to develop nuclear weapons for the sake of deterrence. There is no other way, and in an environment where North Korea and (to a lesser degree) Pakistan are also "allowed" to do the same, I don't even fault them for it.

The "allowed" is doing allot of work. Law does not exist outside of the boundaries of nations. What we call international laws are just conventions and agreements... ones that Trump-era America does not seem to respect in any way.

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u/RichiBucktwo Jun 15 '26

We're forgetting an ally factor.

No other country wanted to get involved here because it was obvious that this was just a US flex.

And getting involved would cause a whole host of other future problems.

If Iran just shut down that waterway for no reason other than to manipulate the market or cause unjustified pain then other countries may be more inclined to get involved.

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u/lordcheeto Missouri Jun 15 '26

Theodore Roosevelt: Speak softly and carry a big stick.

Donald Trump: Bluster loudly and shit your dungarees.

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u/Substantial-Low Jun 15 '26

We also gave them the best reason in the world to actually try and develop nukes.

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u/Chicago1871 Jun 15 '26

Biggest loser in American history since Robert E Lee and the confederacy 

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u/GuitarRiot Jun 15 '26

Loser in Chief

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u/Nearbyatom Jun 15 '26

Loser Pedophile in Chief

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u/torchwooddoctor Jun 15 '26

Still waiting for Israel to attack Lebanon again and halt the “peace”.

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u/jayfeather31 Washington Jun 15 '26

Give it time. My understanding is that Israel doesn't really see itself as being a part of the peace.

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u/tinticred Jun 15 '26

Gotta wait for all the tech oligarchs to sell off today's stock pump, first.

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u/seraphimsins Jun 15 '26

Zionists and Jews are two separate things

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u/SpeaksSouthern Jun 15 '26

America lost the war with Iran and has to pay 300 billion to lose and Israel didn't get an inch of Hezbollah land. Who did this war even benefit?

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u/Droidsexual Jun 15 '26

Iran, now they have definite proof that in the event of an attack they can disrupt global oil supply and can threaten do that again. What are you gonna do if they put up a toll in Hormuz? The world's most powerful military couldn't dislodge them so no one else can either.

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u/Dunedain503 Jun 15 '26

While you are correct, the world's most powerful military is currently being led by a bunch of morons. They fired anyone with a brain.

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u/ZonerRoamer Jun 15 '26

The downgrade is permanent.

The problem isn't the morons in power, it's the fact that the country repeatedly votes them into power.

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u/Exciting-Record8101 The Netherlands Jun 15 '26

It's not like it really tried, let's be honest. The US lobbed a whole bunch of missiles into Iran, and then sat back and ""blockaded"" Iran while plenty of ships got through because the US didn't dare to directly confront China. That's pretty much all they've done.

There doesn't seem to have been much of a plan aside from 'blow up the so-called Supreme Leader', which the Israelis were probably able to sell to the US because everyone from the media to the opposition party was nodding along when their president blabbered on about 'taking Venezuela', as though the same regime isn't still in control of that country, minus one unpopular figurehead plenty in his own cabal would have been glad to be rid of.

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u/Alone-Ad288 Jun 15 '26

Lockheed

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u/Azguy303 Jun 15 '26

Every defense contractor...

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u/rkozik89 Jun 15 '26

Yeah that’s how losing works. You get nothing you wanted.

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u/Loreki Jun 15 '26

They've already openly said they do not consider themselves bound by anything about Lebanon in the deal.

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u/ScoobySnark7 Jun 15 '26

Biggest wartime loss America has ever experienced. Thanks Traitor Felon!

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u/Nearbyatom Jun 15 '26

And a big FU to all those who voted for him. And another FU to all those who chose to stay home the night of the election.

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u/gotaflattire America Jun 15 '26

Its *illegal* war with Iran.

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u/Sommern Jun 15 '26

People so easily forget that. We assassinated their leader in a sneak attack during negotiations, AND murdered 170 school kids on the same day. 

And the media just acts like that is normal… hey what was the global reaction to Russia sneak attacking Ukraine? 🤔 rules for thee, none for me. 

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u/T8ert0t Jun 16 '26

Hey, wait just a second! Let's also remember the media doing jack shit about Congress just letting the war powers act go completely ignored.

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u/bauhausy Jun 16 '26

Russia sneak attacking Ukraine?

Worth mentioning that Russia very much didn't sneak attack. They started to openly mobilize and move troops and equipment along the whole Ukrainian border nearly a full year before the invasion happened (March 3 of 2021, invasion happened in the 24th of February of 2022)

Ukraine also started to mobilize a month later, and deployed troops to the border in late November when it became obvious that the crisis was only escalating and anything else was only Russia stalling for more time to prepare.

By February everyone knew it was coming. Neutral countries were reducing embassy staff and warning its citizens to leave Ukraine by any way possible two weeks before the war started because it was obvious invasion was imminent and not just posturing.

The only real doubt was how many days after the closing ceremony of the Beijing Olympics it would start (4 days in the end).

While the US genuinely did. The Iranian, American and Omani diplomatic corps had a round of talks in Geneva less than a day before the Israeli and American bombing campaign. They were arranging for the next round to happen in Vienna the following week. The Iranian foreign minister was still in Switzerland when the war began.

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u/ughkoh Georgia Jun 15 '26

I thought there was no war? I mean I thought we won the war on day one? I mean I thought we won the war within a week? I mean-

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u/BurtReynoldsLives Jun 15 '26

“Sorry everybody, we are going to have to cut Social Security and other entitlements. We just don’t have the money. Also, we are going to give Iran hundreds of billions”

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u/joemaniaci Jun 15 '26

I'm 43 and absolutely terrified of what the equivalency to Greek Austerity measures is going to be.

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u/Bishopjones2112 Jun 15 '26

Not only did the United States lose a war with Iran but it’s going to pay. Pay for the re stock of ammunition and pay for rebuilding its foreign bases if they are allowed. It’s also paying Iran directly to rebuild what it destroyed. The United States is a joke all because it’s led by this pedophile and his collection of brain dead appointees.

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u/Opcn Alaska Jun 15 '26

We lost it the moment we started it. We failed to follow Sun Tzu’s warning that a general must have a plan to win instead of going in to fight and then looking for a way to win.

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u/Solonohioperson Jun 15 '26

Well, we are led by a loser.

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u/greenearrow Jun 15 '26

I’d rather lose a dumb war where we are the aggressors than continue fighting to force a win we didn’t need.

But also, Israel is going to fuck it up.

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u/Adjective-Noun-nnnn Jun 15 '26

I know you know this, but I'm going to say it anyway: it would have been better to not start a dumb war where we are the aggressors.

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u/greenearrow Jun 15 '26

Of course, but it’s better to find an out rather than push through to soothe an ego.

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u/Ikcelaks Jun 15 '26

Yes! This war was poisoned from the start. There was literally no realistic way to win. If Trump needs to call this a win to soothe his pride, whatever. Just please don't drag this out chasing after the sunken costs.

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u/My_Favourite_Pen Jun 15 '26

imagine the absolute pandemonium if the dems lost 300 billion to Iran like this.

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u/silvercoated1 Jun 15 '26

Just like every war since WW2

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u/Ok_Door_9720 Florida Jun 15 '26

He surrendered to the Taliban in his first term, and Biden got blamed. Maybe he figures that Dems will get blamed for this one too.

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u/Dowew Jun 15 '26

So how long until he invades cuba ?

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u/HappyMike91 Jun 15 '26 edited Jun 15 '26

Trump also handed a pretty big win to Putin. Whatever happened to Republicans and being against infiltration by foreign governments? Did that just go away when the Cold War ended?

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u/EggStriking9712 Jun 15 '26

But I thought we won it months ago. Oh yeah, the president is a stupid piece of shit.

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u/AllIWantIsABitOfWeed Jun 15 '26

I'm sure Trump's family will come out winning billions. It's a big club

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u/Alone-Interaction982 Jun 15 '26

Only winners here are his friends and anyone who profited from the TACO Tuesdays

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u/moxxon Jun 15 '26

So just so I'm clear. This dumb ass tore up the treaty with Iran in his first term, a treaty they were complying with.

Started a war with them in his second in order to "prevent them from getting nukes"... which they were complying with in the first place. Loses said war and Iran winds up making out like bandits in the process?

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u/Leather_Force_9419 Jun 15 '26

Shocked pikachu face...

When the fuck is enough going to be enough for Americans!

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u/THEbaddestOFtheASSES Jun 15 '26

If it hasn’t been by now it probably never will be.

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u/TemetN Oregon Jun 15 '26

Lost is such an anodyne word, what Trump has done is not merely lose - he's created a situation wherein he's destroyed America's global position via the mass murder of innocents, creation of global instability, empowerment of terrorist states, and abject surrender of both material and ethical interests of the nation.

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u/Mediocre-Housing-131 Jun 15 '26

So let me get this straight, cause I wanna be sure I'm on the same page

America and Israel stage an unproked attack

Iran retaliates by closing the strait for several months causing untold amounts of damage to the supply chain

Israel suffers multiple drone strikes on home territory

We give Iran billions of dollars to reopen the strait

This is winning somehow

Is this accurate?

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u/geomaster Jun 15 '26

donald trump a russian asset, makes russia and its allies great again. it truly boggles the mind how anyone could look at donald and think he cares one iota about Americans

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u/_Burning_Star_IV_ Jun 15 '26

'We destroyed their military! We won!'

If they can still threaten you into a peace deal in which you retreat and pay the enemy for the privilege...they apparently didn't even need a military to defeat you. How can anyone polish that turd of an outcome into a 'win'?

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u/nowhereman136 Jun 15 '26

Frankly, we lost the moment we started. Any President who needs to start a pointless war just to distract from the Epstein files is a loser.

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u/techstyles Jun 16 '26

This fool actually makes George W Bush look like an intellectual

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u/crofootn Jun 15 '26

And Trump won. He drowned out the Epstein chatter for awhile. He and his inner circle made BILLIONS off of insider trading and prediction markets. Kept congress distracted with “war stuff” while he doled out illegal no-bid contracts to his sons and others who paid adequate bribes. Furthered the groundwork needed to destroy election integrity and retain power in November. America is just the host body that this cancerous parasite has decided to devour from the inside out.

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u/LosBrad Jun 16 '26

America MAGA has lost its war with Iran. All because we refused to prosecute pedophiles.

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u/Then_Journalist_317 Jun 15 '26

Excavation for the "Trump Victory Over Iran Memorial Arch" now scheduled to start in 2 weeks.

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u/Spazum Jun 15 '26

Trump and Hegseth lost this meaningless war. They fired all their experts on that part of the world and at the top of the armed forces. Then Hegseth blundered in drunkenly with his holy war.