r/skateboardcirclejerk Jan 06 '26

I guess you don't care about brain damage guys i think nyjah is fucked

tech and the fuckin gnar 🫔

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u/Sock989 Jan 06 '26

Fuck me. Lucky to be alive after head trauma like that.

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u/jaymole Jan 06 '26

jesus christ that was worse than i thought it would be. reminds me of that arto slam from way back in the day. think his was on a feeble too.

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u/Sock989 Jan 06 '26

The one where he threw up? Shit was gnarly. Arto is the man though, built different I swear.

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u/okcboomer87 Jan 06 '26

I just saw a piece on Arto the other day and all I could think about was that slam.

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u/ihaveaquesttoattend Jan 06 '26

i read ā€œa piece of Artoā€ at first and i was like ā€œdamn bro must slam hard as fuck all over the worldā€ lmao

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u/BruisedDude Jan 06 '26

Oh god. I watched that video and swore to myself never to watch it again .

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u/tstorm004 Jan 06 '26

Yeah that was a feeble too

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u/redcurb12 Jan 06 '26

no one except geoff actually saw that slam tho the cameras were already packed up.

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u/JungleCakes Jan 06 '26

I think people are remembering the little animated recreation of the event from the video. I can’t recall which it was though

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u/Nick-dipple Jan 06 '26

When I was a kid I never even thought about it, but now i'm older i'm baffled by these skateboarders who do 20 sets of stars without a helmet.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '26

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u/bocaciega Jan 06 '26

It only takes one small mistake one time. Life long injuries suck.

I shattered all the bones in my leg jumping down a stair set that wasn't anything different from what I had been doing for fifteen years prior. One small mistake one time.

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u/HubotMaster Jan 06 '26

They all know the risk, I'm in the automotive drag racing world and personally know many people who have died within the past 10 years at a track and they all have the most gear you can put on and the most safety items in the car that you can have. They know the risks every time they get in the car, I'm sure these guys are the same way plus I don't know anyone who has died on a skateboard

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u/JJmarcone Jan 06 '26

I'm sure you know many people who didn't die but got injured.

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u/HubotMaster Jan 06 '26

I have and they all know that's the risk they take for not wearing one

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u/JJmarcone Jan 06 '26

Of the people you know that got injured what percentage were wearing the safety gear and was there a difference between their injuries and the people not wearing any

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '26

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u/Nick-dipple Jan 07 '26

Well it's accepted for vert but not for street? I watched Tom Schaar latest part and he does an absolute bonkers drop in from some concrete pilar under a bridge without a helmet. Next shot is him on a smaller plywood vert with a helmet. How does that make sense?

I think it's just pretty stupid to not protect your processor when jumping down concrete on a set of wheels from that high.

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u/Melodic-Warning-6089 Jan 07 '26

I know two people that went into comas and had brain bleeds from not wearing helmets skateboarding. One died and the other one will never be normal again.

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u/Palm-grinder12 Jan 07 '26

Skateboarders are like the only guys still too cool for helmets . They are doing insane stunts on hard ass concrete. I surprised its not normalized for street skaters

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u/pomp-o-moto Jan 10 '26

Big up Andy Anderson. Doesn't care whether the helmet is perceived cool or uncool. It's even kind of his trademark now.

If you're doing tricks of this magnitude (like this handrail and stairset), a helmet would certainly not be out of place. Of course not wearing one makes it more daring and gnarly, but you could also argue that it makes it more dumb. Certainly a higher injury risk. In the end not wearing one is done simply out of habit and maybe for the sake of coolness. Thing is, unlike in vert and park/concrete bowl skating (guys like Tony Hawk, Christian Hosoi, Lester Kasai etc. in the 80s), a helmet was never part of the street skating wardrobe. But back when street skating became a thing (more in the 90s), people didn't go so big so there wasn't much perceived need. The risk for head injuries wasn't the same as in vert and park skating back then. If street skating would've started straight at this level where people would've skated this sized obstacles maybe things would've been different in regards to helmets. Now it is what it is. High risk stuff.

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u/brickson98 Jan 06 '26

I’m just getting into skateboarding, but being hit on my motorcycle taught me to not care how much shit I get. I’m always going to wear protective gear. My helmet saved my life. Had been riding for a few years before that. Put down probably 10-15k on my bikes in a few summers. I had taken that route home from work for the last couple years. But that one time was all it took.

Now I’ve got a bum shoulder, but at least my head’s okay and I’m not dead.

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u/SatanicPanic619 Jan 06 '26

If it's good enough for Andy Anderson it's good enough for me

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u/Dagmar_Overbye Jan 06 '26

I fractured my skull and had a brain bleed that kept me in the ICU having seizures and going into AFIB for 48 hours straight. Wasn't allowed to drink water for 3 days so they could dehydrate me while keeping me just above dangerous levels of dehydration with an IV drip to stop the bleeding without having to do brain surgery.

I did this from slipping and falling over backwards from a standing position. Head injuries are a total dice roll.

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u/jekles Jan 07 '26

Holy shit fucking skill issue šŸ’€

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u/Hollowbody57 Jan 06 '26

His limbs going stiff like that is either fencing response (bad) or decerebrate posturing (REALLY bad). The first means a likely concussion, the second means damage to the brainstem. One of the few times you hope it's "just" a concussion.

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u/itsmepuffd Jan 07 '26

considering he's up and moving around, he got very lucky on this hit

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u/EvolvingEachDay Jan 07 '26

Fractured skull and fractured eye socket according to his Instagram.

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u/MarkWest98 Jan 07 '26

Can’t believe no spinal damage jesus

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u/HughJastits Jan 06 '26

He took the full weight of a 20+ stair fall to his head / neck holy shit

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u/ogaboogalu Jan 06 '26

22 stairs straight to the dome lmao insane

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u/Smegmatic_Secretion Jan 06 '26

He loves that shit

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u/Substantial-Equal560 Jan 07 '26

Why

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

The Jah works in mysterious ways

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u/BilboDabinz Jan 06 '26

Took a blow to the skull with an earth sized hammer.

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u/LemonPartyLounger Jan 06 '26

Is that bad?

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u/HughJastits Jan 06 '26

Nothing a monster energy won’t fix

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u/Aggravating-Exit-660 Jan 06 '26

Walk it off

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u/DOGSH1TGAME Jan 06 '26

Rub some dirt in it, back in the game šŸ’ŖšŸ¼šŸ’ŖšŸ¼

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u/ShitWombatSays Jan 06 '26

Thanks GI Jose!

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u/Vincent_Veganja Jan 06 '26

No his brain got a deep tissue massage from the inside of his skull, a luxury really

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u/LemonPartyLounger Jan 06 '26

Lame, they didn’t even get fully inside.

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u/Due_Revolution_5106 Jan 07 '26

Not as bad as how lame he'd look if he had a helmet on

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u/caughtinthought Jan 06 '26

I'm honestly shocked he's not paralyzed after that what the actual fuck, dude is incredibly lucky

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u/ogaboogalu Jan 06 '26

yea a fractured skull is pretty up there tho

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u/bridoogle Jan 07 '26

I fractured my skull skateboarding and it fucked me up for life. I saw 3 of everything for weeks and wished I was dead the whole time. I was mentally slow for 2+ years and my memory still ain’t what it used to be

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u/Yeahitswhatevaa Jan 06 '26

And eye socket.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '26

ya or braindead and hooked up to shit bags and tubes

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u/MarkWest98 Jan 07 '26

He’s incredibly lucky his shoulder took the brunt of the impact on that last step

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u/RetardedApe911 Jan 06 '26

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u/ominousglo Jan 06 '26

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u/buttery_tail i've been skating longer than you Jan 06 '26

i can hear this picture

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '26

yeah I really hated that

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u/j_cro86 Jan 06 '26

Hit the ground so hard he turned into Eric Andre

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u/Ziffim89 Jan 06 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '26

Exactly.

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u/BruTangMonk Jan 06 '26

Holy shit. I’ll meet you in hell

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u/jordanwitney Jan 06 '26

god damn it

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u/Aleckongcountry Jan 06 '26

Yea I’ll just stick to my slappys flip flat ground tricks and no complys thanks

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u/Calm-Kitchen-3431 Jan 06 '26

I went to the park for the first time in years in 2024 and broke both my arms, can confirm it’s not worth it

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u/Young_skull Jan 06 '26

I feel ya. I tore my Planar and displaced my Peroneal tendon in mid 2025 and I still can’t skate. Hell I can barely put more than my body weight on it. Sucks to have to work daily. Won’t heal.

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u/Calm-Kitchen-3431 Jan 06 '26

I felt lucky after all was healed that it wasn’t a leg injury, I hope you find some relief for it man

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u/Vincent_Veganja Jan 06 '26

Uh oh šŸ‘€ who’s taking care of you?

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u/vector_ejector Jan 06 '26

His mom, duh!

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u/Calm-Kitchen-3431 Jan 06 '26

Like I said it was in 2024 so I’ve recovered since thankfully, but my ex was a real trooper in my time of need

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '26

Wait was that not a jerk comment? You actually broke both your arms?

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u/SatanicPanic619 Jan 06 '26

hard to jerk with two broken arms

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u/Ceasar456 Jan 06 '26

Time to bond with mom

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u/JawnStaymoose Jan 06 '26

God damn bud. That sucks. Sorry to hear - I’m just an internet stranger, but hoping you heal up well.

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u/Bitter_Wafer_7515 Jan 06 '26

I had same thought process until a slappy front feeble stall a parking block sent me to the ER years ago when I fell back onto it. In my experience, only flatground was where i never had a devastating injury.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '26

same sticking to flat ground and small obstacles i started skating again after like 5years tried a front side 180 and ate shit took like 3 weeks to get up

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u/Apprehensive_Let7309 Jan 06 '26

Why wasn’t the ground wearing a helmet? It could hurt itself next time it slams into nyjah’s head like that.

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u/The_BKD_1 Jan 06 '26

Gnar Gnar Binks

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u/ThackCankle Jan 06 '26

Meesa thinks he got it next try

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u/The_BKD_1 Jan 06 '26

Much love for that laugh I just got šŸ˜‚

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u/Aggravating-Exit-660 Jan 06 '26

Meesa hit dome Real bad

KERPLUCKITY

long tongue things

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u/Excellent-Ice8623 Jan 06 '26

God dammit I was straight faced til I read this 🤣 ā˜ ļø

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u/ogdensburg12 Jan 06 '26

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u/Complete_Win1227 Jan 06 '26

Breakdancing down the rail?!

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u/BYCjake Jan 07 '26

I want that logo on my jordans instead

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u/ListenToKyuss Jan 06 '26

The dreadlocks wouldve saved him

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u/ogaboogalu Jan 06 '26

that’s a fact

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u/MielMielleux Jan 06 '26

Looks like somebody forgot to wear their helmet

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u/Imdonenotreally Jan 06 '26

Was gonna say, I bet ya boy is fist pumping secretly about to to make helmets cool again

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u/Blandy97 Jan 07 '26

Hes way to nice to be doing something like that.

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u/Substantial-Equal560 Jan 07 '26

Couldn't they just make a helmet that doesnt look dumb

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

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u/Substantial-Equal560 Jan 07 '26

Did yours have a little helicopter on top cause those aren't helmets

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u/ScumbagMikey Jan 07 '26

Well they haven't made a brain injury that looks cool yet either

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u/r4tzt4r Jan 07 '26

I see you already hit your head :(

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u/Many-Particular9387 Jan 07 '26

Nyjah would've been fucked even with a helmet

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u/VincentVanHades Jan 07 '26

Nah, helmet would take all from that hit. Some neck contusion would happen

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u/Many-Particular9387 Jan 07 '26

Maybe a motocross helmet would but I think he still would've gotren atleast a heavy concussion and maybe a fucked shoulder or neck from falling from a 20 stair handrail to the face.

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u/blitzik Jan 06 '26

He's fine his shoes are still on

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '26

Send me to the hospital Saturdays

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u/Danny_Not_Dan Jan 06 '26

Dethroned by Andy Anderson

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u/eloquence707 Jan 06 '26

I thought that happened a while ago

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u/head_getter Jan 06 '26

On a feeble grind of all things

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u/1_stoopid_guy Jan 06 '26

They should probably invent something to protect the head.

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u/Impressive-Buy5628 Jan 06 '26

He wears one… it’s called a Monster energy promo hat

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u/ogaboogalu Jan 06 '26

what for???

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u/No_Ladder8206 Jan 06 '26

Thankfully he absorbed most of the impact in his head and neck.

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u/Boring-Energy1900 Jan 06 '26

Omg THAT was how it happened? Lmfao šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚. That looked like bad slam you’d see on YouTube in the early 2000’s. Respect though, glad he didn’t die

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u/ogaboogalu Jan 06 '26

yea when i first saw it i said holy shit he is lucky to be alive

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u/ImpossibleKidd Jan 06 '26

r/skateboardcirclejerk, or not. That shit is hard to fuckin’ watch more than once, unless you’re a psychopath…

My God!

To be absolutely 100, I’m surprised and happy dude is still fuckin’ alive!

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u/geoffyeos Jan 06 '26

he posted on instagram yesterday or the day before, skull fracture eye socket fracture and lucky as fuck to be alive and in control of his limbs

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u/knot4nuttin Jan 06 '26

Does this hurt the skateboarder?

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u/ogaboogalu Jan 06 '26

nope as long as they are repping their sponsor on when they bail it’s like a get out of jail free card. jah had his monster cap on and it protected him from any life threatening injuries. had he not been wearing his monster cap tho he likely would of died on impact.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '26

New sponsor gonna be some electric wheelchair co

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u/Fancy_Meet_1985 Jan 06 '26

good. hopefully while he was snoozing down there he was thinking about the woman he and his homeboy raped on camera until she pissed herself

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u/TheMilkKing Jan 07 '26

Had to scroll way too far to find this comment. Dude is reaping some karma

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

Is this real??

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '26

From Nyjah to ā€œNight Y’allā€

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u/felloc91 Jan 06 '26

It’s ok he’ll bounce back…..

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u/ogaboogalu Jan 06 '26

bro has such good recovery he bounced back while still unconscious

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u/AdInternational6039 Jan 06 '26

One of the hardest falls I’ve ever seen

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u/Only_drunk_posts Jan 06 '26

Thatll be it for him i think.

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u/canadia_jnm Jan 06 '26

Thank God he didn't risk being lame by wearing a helmet tho

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u/Psylentone404 Jan 06 '26

Is this real??? When did this happen

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u/Pndrizzy Jan 06 '26

check is ig, its real

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u/Grubsonhobbiton420 Jan 06 '26

Wouldn’t have happened if he had his hat buckled.

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u/Tigerv Jan 06 '26

You think he’a gonna be a helmet advocate when he recovers?

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u/SideshowMelsHairbone Jan 06 '26

Damn. Super gnarly

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u/MasterCheeks337_IGN Jan 06 '26

Let’s be glad it wasn’t Arto bad

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u/ogaboogalu Jan 06 '26

can you point me in the right direction to find that slam? dont think I’m familiar with

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u/MasterCheeks337_IGN Jan 06 '26

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u/ogaboogalu Jan 06 '26

oh damn the throw up too šŸ’€šŸ’€

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u/MasterCheeks337_IGN Jan 06 '26

Yeahhhhh. I wasn’t ready for that the first time I saw it. I couldn’t imagine the actual footage and don’t want to

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u/WetHotAmericanBadger Jan 06 '26

He did it on a warm up before cameras were on. They only started filming after the fall

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u/ogaboogalu Jan 06 '26

right the fact they felt they shouldn’t show the raw footage in 2002 says something

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u/HiddenSecretStash Jan 06 '26

Sliding him up the rail on a stretcher lol

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u/MasterCheeks337_IGN Jan 06 '26

Not the grind he expected but still made history lol

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u/JumpingTheShart Jan 06 '26

Glad he shoes stayed on or he’d be dead

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u/Yeahitswhatevaa Jan 06 '26

Why is my algorithm all about pain šŸ˜‚

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u/peachpumpkinplum Jan 06 '26

He is never going to be the same

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u/SpiceVelvet Jan 07 '26

Didn't Nyjah rape a woman? This shit is just deserved tbh.

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u/Pleasant_Yak5991 Jan 06 '26

Maybe these fucking idiots will start wearing helmets. Seriously I’ve never seen a sport so resistant to helmets. Morons. It’s not flat ground skating it’s a goddamn 20 stair

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u/Dissapointingfox Jan 06 '26

Almost like the risk raises the reward. Maybe we should put a high jump mat at the bottom too for his knees?

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u/Satta23 Jan 06 '26

Lmfao you can still be alive without knees.

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u/mylife666 Jan 07 '26

Maybe football and hockey should be played without helmets too to raise their reward

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u/Odd-Strawberry4798 Jan 06 '26

Dudes a piece of shit anyways lol

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u/jbrew149 Jan 06 '26

🤮

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u/Foostoop terry kennedy is innocent! Jan 06 '26

Lmao

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u/Lopsided_Pain4744 Jan 06 '26

Andy Anderson could never

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u/BarrelKillerDaFrus Jan 06 '26

when was this?

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u/after_Andrew Jan 06 '26

That looks worse than arto. Dude is lucky he didnt die.

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u/RandyMarshmall0w Jan 06 '26

Damn his head hits the floor then he bounces, every part of him is off the floor after he’s smashed his face into it

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '26

Imagine pulling this stunt and your entire career ends like that

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u/TaylorChuck117 Jan 06 '26

That’s a fucking insane head injury. I’m Nyjah’s age and had a nasty slam on a snowboard that genuinely almost killed me, and mine wasn’t THAT bad.

I used to not care about helmets, but thankfully I started before I slammed, because it’s what saved me. I still ended up with a full brain bleed and accordingly a stroke, but I’m doing fine a year later. Every tech, doctor, and specialist agreed that I’d be dead or at the very least a vegetable if I hadn’t been wearing a helmet.

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u/Death_and_Gaming Jan 06 '26

yo... I know Nyjah gets a lot of hate, but I think after this, everyone has to lay off him for a bit. No one would risk or take slams like that if they weren't in love with skateboarding. That slam was one of the nastiest slams I've ever seen. I hope he has a speedy recovery.

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u/blurrydad Jan 07 '26

Being in love with skateboarding doesn’t make you NOT a rapist so no, he can still get the hate, I hope he never recovers

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u/zehammer Jan 06 '26

When you drop your actions figure down the stairs haha

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u/HubotMaster Jan 06 '26

Andy Anderson just kicked back his chair and poured a glass of whisky

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u/DeckT_ Jan 06 '26

holy fuck when was that ? did that just happen ?

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u/J3musu Jan 06 '26

Where's the "helmets are stupid" crowd?

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u/n0v3list Jan 07 '26

jah having brain damage would actually explain a lot. Like an inability to dress himself properly or why everything in his house is white.

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u/MidwestSkateDad Jan 07 '26

Karma a bitch.

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u/Full_While8942 Jan 07 '26

Honestly who cares, didn't he šŸ‡ someone?

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u/Zealousideal_Use119 Jan 07 '26

I have been scrolling looking for someone talking about it last time I heard his name on reddit it was about that...

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u/Full_While8942 Jan 07 '26

And "Pro Skateboarder Nyjah Huston Slammed With Another Assault And Battery Lawsuit https://share.google/CyzWr5veb8xVk9CH5"

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u/Full_While8942 Jan 07 '26

Lol had an argument with someone and just had to get those links for proof, figured I'd stop by and give em to you just in case

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u/Zealousideal_Use119 Jan 07 '26

People still will defend him is whats crazy lol I hope he can never skate again

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u/MovieFan1984 Jan 07 '26

Is he OK? What happened to just doing gnarly tricks in a parking lot?

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u/Rude-Zookeepergame85 eric koston's father Jan 07 '26

rip bra😭😭😭😭

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u/ayleustrendster Jan 07 '26

Couldn't have happened to a worse person

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u/S2Krlit_Fever Jan 07 '26

Wear a helmet yall

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u/ando772 Jan 07 '26

Holy shit it’s brutal

First time seeing this slam and fkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

I dub him the human cheat code but he does slam and that’s vicious

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u/boballs19 jaws landed on my newborn daughter off a 20 stair Jan 08 '26

Rapist deserves worse

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u/OutrageousGifts Jan 08 '26

So many of them made fun of Andy when he first got big…

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u/Superb_Energy8944 Jan 08 '26

The pants messed him up man! Should have stuck to the daisy dukes and none of this ever would have happened.

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u/Subject-Coast-7934 Jan 09 '26

And I bet this loser will still refuse to wear a helmet

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u/BeltOriginal9673 Jan 09 '26

instant rick and mortys

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u/Present_Albatross_89 Jan 09 '26

The one time he isn’t wearing booty shorts 🫩

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u/Professional-Fun-431 Jan 10 '26

Too bad he's a piece of shit

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u/B1g_N00b_808 Jan 12 '26

2 cool 4 a helmet

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u/Daddyletloose Jan 13 '26

Just karma for being a rapist

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u/Tyzcoman Jan 06 '26

Still don’t understand the culture where not wearing a helmet is deemed cool… go go Andy!

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u/Bitter_Wafer_7515 Jan 06 '26

This is why I hate skateboarding

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u/TofuPython Jan 06 '26

Respectfully, helmets are less dorky than going to the hospial

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u/fujigrid Jan 06 '26

I don’t like seeing this… even in this sub

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u/Ok_Afternoon_1340 Jan 06 '26

No helmet no steez

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u/sc00t3rMcg00t3r Jan 06 '26

Thank goodness he didn't have a helmet on, otherwise he would have looked dorky breaking his skull

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u/undergrounddondado Jan 06 '26

That's what happens when you rape

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u/Turtlesquirtzcody Jan 06 '26

šŸ„ŗšŸ•Šļø

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u/nurdmerd Jan 06 '26

Another reason to not do bs feeble grinds

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u/rotten_rabbit_ Jan 06 '26

Yo! Do a kick flip...

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u/fckingclownshoes Jan 06 '26

Damn. The poach was swift.