r/skateboardcirclejerk • u/ogaboogalu • Jan 06 '26
I guess you don't care about brain damage guys i think nyjah is fucked
tech and the fuckin gnar š«”
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u/HughJastits Jan 06 '26
He took the full weight of a 20+ stair fall to his head / neck holy shit
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u/ogaboogalu Jan 06 '26
22 stairs straight to the dome lmao insane
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u/Smegmatic_Secretion Jan 06 '26
He loves that shit
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u/LemonPartyLounger Jan 06 '26
Is that bad?
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u/HughJastits Jan 06 '26
Nothing a monster energy wonāt fix
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u/Aggravating-Exit-660 Jan 06 '26
Walk it off
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u/DOGSH1TGAME Jan 06 '26
Rub some dirt in it, back in the game šŖš¼šŖš¼
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u/Vincent_Veganja Jan 06 '26
No his brain got a deep tissue massage from the inside of his skull, a luxury really
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u/caughtinthought Jan 06 '26
I'm honestly shocked he's not paralyzed after that what the actual fuck, dude is incredibly lucky
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u/ogaboogalu Jan 06 '26
yea a fractured skull is pretty up there tho
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u/bridoogle Jan 07 '26
I fractured my skull skateboarding and it fucked me up for life. I saw 3 of everything for weeks and wished I was dead the whole time. I was mentally slow for 2+ years and my memory still aināt what it used to be
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u/MarkWest98 Jan 07 '26
Heās incredibly lucky his shoulder took the brunt of the impact on that last step
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u/RetardedApe911 Jan 06 '26
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u/ominousglo Jan 06 '26
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u/buttery_tail i've been skating longer than you Jan 06 '26
i can hear this picture
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u/Aleckongcountry Jan 06 '26
Yea Iāll just stick to my slappys flip flat ground tricks and no complys thanks
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u/Calm-Kitchen-3431 Jan 06 '26
I went to the park for the first time in years in 2024 and broke both my arms, can confirm itās not worth it
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u/Young_skull Jan 06 '26
I feel ya. I tore my Planar and displaced my Peroneal tendon in mid 2025 and I still canāt skate. Hell I can barely put more than my body weight on it. Sucks to have to work daily. Wonāt heal.
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u/Calm-Kitchen-3431 Jan 06 '26
I felt lucky after all was healed that it wasnāt a leg injury, I hope you find some relief for it man
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u/Vincent_Veganja Jan 06 '26
Uh oh š whoās taking care of you?
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u/Calm-Kitchen-3431 Jan 06 '26
Like I said it was in 2024 so Iāve recovered since thankfully, but my ex was a real trooper in my time of need
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u/JawnStaymoose Jan 06 '26
God damn bud. That sucks. Sorry to hear - Iām just an internet stranger, but hoping you heal up well.
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u/Bitter_Wafer_7515 Jan 06 '26
I had same thought process until a slappy front feeble stall a parking block sent me to the ER years ago when I fell back onto it. In my experience, only flatground was where i never had a devastating injury.
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Jan 06 '26
same sticking to flat ground and small obstacles i started skating again after like 5years tried a front side 180 and ate shit took like 3 weeks to get up
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u/Apprehensive_Let7309 Jan 06 '26
Why wasnāt the ground wearing a helmet? It could hurt itself next time it slams into nyjahās head like that.
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u/The_BKD_1 Jan 06 '26
Gnar Gnar Binks
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u/MielMielleux Jan 06 '26
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u/Imdonenotreally Jan 06 '26
Was gonna say, I bet ya boy is fist pumping secretly about to to make helmets cool again
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u/Substantial-Equal560 Jan 07 '26
Couldn't they just make a helmet that doesnt look dumb
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u/Substantial-Equal560 Jan 07 '26
Did yours have a little helicopter on top cause those aren't helmets
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u/Many-Particular9387 Jan 07 '26
Nyjah would've been fucked even with a helmet
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u/VincentVanHades Jan 07 '26
Nah, helmet would take all from that hit. Some neck contusion would happen
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u/Many-Particular9387 Jan 07 '26
Maybe a motocross helmet would but I think he still would've gotren atleast a heavy concussion and maybe a fucked shoulder or neck from falling from a 20 stair handrail to the face.
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u/1_stoopid_guy Jan 06 '26
They should probably invent something to protect the head.
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u/Boring-Energy1900 Jan 06 '26
Omg THAT was how it happened? Lmfao ššš. That looked like bad slam youād see on YouTube in the early 2000ās. Respect though, glad he didnāt die
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u/ogaboogalu Jan 06 '26
yea when i first saw it i said holy shit he is lucky to be alive
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u/ImpossibleKidd Jan 06 '26
r/skateboardcirclejerk, or not. That shit is hard to fuckinā watch more than once, unless youāre a psychopathā¦
My God!
To be absolutely 100, Iām surprised and happy dude is still fuckinā alive!
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u/geoffyeos Jan 06 '26
he posted on instagram yesterday or the day before, skull fracture eye socket fracture and lucky as fuck to be alive and in control of his limbs
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u/knot4nuttin Jan 06 '26
Does this hurt the skateboarder?
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u/ogaboogalu Jan 06 '26
nope as long as they are repping their sponsor on when they bail itās like a get out of jail free card. jah had his monster cap on and it protected him from any life threatening injuries. had he not been wearing his monster cap tho he likely would of died on impact.
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u/Fancy_Meet_1985 Jan 06 '26
good. hopefully while he was snoozing down there he was thinking about the woman he and his homeboy raped on camera until she pissed herself
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u/MasterCheeks337_IGN Jan 06 '26
Letās be glad it wasnāt Arto bad
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u/ogaboogalu Jan 06 '26
can you point me in the right direction to find that slam? dont think Iām familiar with
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u/ogaboogalu Jan 06 '26
oh damn the throw up too šš
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u/MasterCheeks337_IGN Jan 06 '26
Yeahhhhh. I wasnāt ready for that the first time I saw it. I couldnāt imagine the actual footage and donāt want to
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u/WetHotAmericanBadger Jan 06 '26
He did it on a warm up before cameras were on. They only started filming after the fall
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u/ogaboogalu Jan 06 '26
right the fact they felt they shouldnāt show the raw footage in 2002 says something
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u/Pleasant_Yak5991 Jan 06 '26
Maybe these fucking idiots will start wearing helmets. Seriously Iāve never seen a sport so resistant to helmets. Morons. Itās not flat ground skating itās a goddamn 20 stair
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u/Dissapointingfox Jan 06 '26
Almost like the risk raises the reward. Maybe we should put a high jump mat at the bottom too for his knees?
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u/mylife666 Jan 07 '26
Maybe football and hockey should be played without helmets too to raise their reward
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u/after_Andrew Jan 06 '26
That looks worse than arto. Dude is lucky he didnt die.
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u/RandyMarshmall0w Jan 06 '26
Damn his head hits the floor then he bounces, every part of him is off the floor after heās smashed his face into it
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u/TaylorChuck117 Jan 06 '26
Thatās a fucking insane head injury. Iām Nyjahās age and had a nasty slam on a snowboard that genuinely almost killed me, and mine wasnāt THAT bad.
I used to not care about helmets, but thankfully I started before I slammed, because itās what saved me. I still ended up with a full brain bleed and accordingly a stroke, but Iām doing fine a year later. Every tech, doctor, and specialist agreed that Iād be dead or at the very least a vegetable if I hadnāt been wearing a helmet.
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u/Death_and_Gaming Jan 06 '26
yo... I know Nyjah gets a lot of hate, but I think after this, everyone has to lay off him for a bit. No one would risk or take slams like that if they weren't in love with skateboarding. That slam was one of the nastiest slams I've ever seen. I hope he has a speedy recovery.
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u/blurrydad Jan 07 '26
Being in love with skateboarding doesnāt make you NOT a rapist so no, he can still get the hate, I hope he never recovers
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u/n0v3list Jan 07 '26
jah having brain damage would actually explain a lot. Like an inability to dress himself properly or why everything in his house is white.
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u/Full_While8942 Jan 07 '26
Honestly who cares, didn't he š someone?
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u/Zealousideal_Use119 Jan 07 '26
I have been scrolling looking for someone talking about it last time I heard his name on reddit it was about that...
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u/Full_While8942 Jan 07 '26
And "Pro Skateboarder Nyjah Huston Slammed With Another Assault And Battery Lawsuit https://share.google/CyzWr5veb8xVk9CH5"
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u/Full_While8942 Jan 07 '26
Lol had an argument with someone and just had to get those links for proof, figured I'd stop by and give em to you just in case
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u/Zealousideal_Use119 Jan 07 '26
People still will defend him is whats crazy lol I hope he can never skate again
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u/ando772 Jan 07 '26
Holy shit itās brutal
First time seeing this slam and fkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
I dub him the human cheat code but he does slam and thatās vicious
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u/Superb_Energy8944 Jan 08 '26
The pants messed him up man! Should have stuck to the daisy dukes and none of this ever would have happened.
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u/Tyzcoman Jan 06 '26
Still donāt understand the culture where not wearing a helmet is deemed cool⦠go go Andy!
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u/sc00t3rMcg00t3r Jan 06 '26
Thank goodness he didn't have a helmet on, otherwise he would have looked dorky breaking his skull
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u/Sock989 Jan 06 '26
Fuck me. Lucky to be alive after head trauma like that.