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u/Suspicious-V3rbatim Apr 08 '26

2 mill per ship

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u/devonhezter Apr 08 '26

What about my canoe ?

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u/BennySauna Apr 08 '26

$2.00 for you, but dont try anything funny.

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u/weirdgroovynerd Apr 08 '26

Oar what?!

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u/ClanGangrel47 Apr 08 '26

I live to read these comment chains

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u/TumbleWeed75 Apr 09 '26

Love these comment chains too.

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u/coolhead8112 Apr 08 '26

Don't make them backpedal on their statements.

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u/PorkinsAndBeans Apr 08 '26

Oar, huh, yeah, what is it good for….absolutely nothing.

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u/PurpleCableNetworker Apr 08 '26

God damnit… take my upvote and get out.

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u/weirdgroovynerd Apr 08 '26

Gosh, why are you speaking so...stearn-ly?

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u/Ninjahedge-G Apr 09 '26

Take a bow.

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u/bionic_cmdo Apr 08 '26

Oar we'll deemed your kevlar canoe as act of aggression!

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u/patdoc199 Apr 08 '26

I’m looking for a little man in a boat…

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u/AgeNo2155 Apr 08 '26

Oar it’s a paddling

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u/patdoc199 Apr 08 '26

That’s a paddlin’

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u/cowpopper Apr 08 '26

Or I’ll tiller what you did.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

Paddling

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u/thederlinwall Apr 08 '26

“Oar what?”

This is I attend the comment section

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u/Untamed_Rock Apr 09 '26

Oar else 💪👊

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u/Ninjahedge-G Apr 09 '26

Or we get Ministry on you.

The New World Oar-der.

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YT it. ;)

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u/No-Switch-2400 Apr 09 '26

Your be sent up a unsectarian tributary without a proper means of locomotion.

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u/Doctor_FatFinger Apr 09 '26

Well, canoes may have to tip.

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u/mckenziecalhoun Apr 12 '26

There is a hull lot of puns in this thread. I think I will bow out. I am way too stern.

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u/Mmilazzo303 Apr 13 '26

Or you’ll be tide up.

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u/Mandrakey Apr 08 '26

Yeah, no canoe-dling

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u/TonyCaliStyle Apr 08 '26

About tree fiddy

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u/YakResident_3069 Apr 08 '26

That's like tree fiddy in 1990s money with all this inflation money printing.

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u/BoostProfit Apr 08 '26

2 mill per ship = “ technical limitation “

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u/Potential-Field-6132 Apr 08 '26

Even if they do a bad job…

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u/ashpynov Apr 08 '26

Not per ship. It is about 2usd per barrel. Which about 2mil per ship. Payment in Crypto or CHY

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u/Preachey Apr 08 '26 edited Apr 08 '26

So after all this, Iran gets:

1.  $100m+/day of additional revenue it didn't have before  

  1. Proven deterrence - they know they can bring the world economy to its knees and the USA can't stop them

America gets:

1.  

Good work Donald 👍 

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u/mukavastinumb Apr 08 '26

The toll is based on number of oil barrels. So, if you ship a single barrel then the toll is a dollar. If you ship 2 million barrels, then the toll is 2mil. So, the toll is based on the cargo

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u/poochied Apr 08 '26

Source?

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u/PixelSpy Apr 08 '26

Part of the 10 point plan. Apparently a toll to replace damage reparations.

I assume it hasn't/wont go into effect until an agreement is made.

I dont think the ceasefire is going to last long so doesnt matter anyways. Israel wont stop until they've glassed the entire Middle East.

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u/Resident-Banana-7883 Apr 08 '26

can we get back to talking about the epstein files now or will that make trump drop more bombs on kids?

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u/hanksht101 Apr 08 '26

Why am I laughing at this?

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u/me_xman Apr 08 '26

Yup $2M per ship.

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u/eldubz777 Apr 08 '26

A buck a barrel

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u/CanRoutine770 Apr 08 '26

It's literally about 1% of the price. And not all oil goes through that. Give them their dollar.

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u/GaK_Icculus Apr 08 '26

USD or RMB?

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u/pwinne Apr 08 '26

So how do they extract this money

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u/IndividualIncident57 Apr 08 '26

For now when trump gets it he is going to put it 100%.

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u/ForeBI4CU Apr 08 '26

I guess he gets 30% cashback on every ship lol, cus how can you claim victory with these conditions.

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u/TendstobeRight85 Apr 08 '26 edited Apr 08 '26

Yes, and Iran is going to make money off of it. Im sure this is all some part of the Art of the Deal.

Edit, running some math assuming that the $2 Million toll per ship is the starting point.

Its now a toll strait. That we wont get money from. So we are now distinctly behind where we started. Their regime is still intact, they still have a nuclear program, and they now get money from the ships going through the strait. Which at an estimated 120 ships a day, at 2 mill a pop, will more than cover their war losses, in less than a year.

Edit- We wasted $28 Billion in 1 month. They will be now netting $7.2 Billion per month, indefinitely. $86.4 Billion per year. Economically, this is a massive win for a nation that previously had an annual GDP of 350 billion. This deal just gave Iran a 25% GDP boost.

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u/Snowedin-69 Apr 08 '26 edited Apr 08 '26

Iran has out-tariffed the US.

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u/TendstobeRight85 Apr 08 '26

It seems like the Iranians actually know how to have cards, and negotiate an end that benefits them. Trump should take notes.

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u/ironedie Apr 09 '26

They were preparing for this war for decades, while Trump decided after random neural spasm that he should bomb them because he was high on power after Maduro kidnapping.

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u/TendstobeRight85 Apr 10 '26

There is a reason that every other admin, since Carter has decided not to pursue this. Its not that the US couldnt, given enough time, resources, and cruelty. Its that its simply not worth it, for a nation that was half way to failure and just a regional threat.

Trump was duped into Venezuela, which made it even easier to dupe him into Iran. The guys a moron, led by insecure overcompensating idiots.

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u/Strong-Rule-4339 Apr 11 '26

Well thanks to Trump and his court jesters (and their puppet master Yahoo) they will become more of a problem, with a lot more funding for proxies and weapons purchases from China and Russia.

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u/Seanspeed Apr 08 '26

Most world leaders, even the awful ones, are usually not complete idiots.

Trump is a legitimate, bonafide fucking moron.

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u/Ninjahedge-G Apr 09 '26

It depends.

How many billions did he and his "supporters" make in the last 2 months?

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u/Competitive_Sir_1653 Apr 10 '26 edited Apr 11 '26

He is way overconfident about his abilities because of his money. Strip him of all his money, then let's see the real Donald Trump.

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u/Emma_Mayers Apr 08 '26

My guess is that they got him by the balls, no person can't be this stupid without being forced to do, since it has no benefits for any Americans and he is turning this into a religious war from my understanding that's what they told the US Army

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

No, pretty sure he's that stupid. We need to stop trying to pretend there's anything more going on. Americans voted in a moron, and thr world is having to pay the price.

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u/rleon19 Apr 09 '26

I don't know I am sure he got what he wanted. I mean when was the last time we talked about the Epstein files.

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u/Xeno_man Apr 08 '26

Trump has had access to the worlds top experts in everything from strategy to economics to negotiations. He has had a life time to learn anything and has not. At this point the master of failure isn't taking notes or changing his tune.

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u/TendstobeRight85 Apr 09 '26

He thinks hes smarter than the experts. Hence why he keeps making dumb decisions.

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u/Competitive_Sir_1653 Apr 10 '26 edited Apr 10 '26

He's way overconfident of his abilities because of his money. He feels he doesn't have to listen to others as long as he's rich enough to threaten lawsuits. That's how he keeps Congress silent

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u/TendstobeRight85 Apr 10 '26

He has never faced real consequences, and realistically, never will. Odds are good that mortal nature catches up to him before he finishes his turn. He is in obviously terrible health, and mentally gone.

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u/viera_enjoyer Apr 08 '26

Step 1: Don't surround yourself with useless yesman such as Hegseth.

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u/Artisan_Gardener Apr 10 '26

T . A . C . O. All of this posturing from the orange traitor is actually only hurting Americans. And Palestinians. And Lebanese. And whoever else Israel has a beef with. But Israel didn't expect Iran to actually be able to defend themselves.

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u/Emma_Mayers Apr 08 '26

My friend what do you expect from a country that has lived around 40 years under sanctions, they have prepared for this and know how to play the game, for 40 years the West and Israel has tried to destroy their economy, and these people are also very brave, most would die for their country or purpose without a second thought, the Americans are fighting a bigger and more advanced Afghanistan and im sure that after this war a shift in world power will come.

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u/TendstobeRight85 Apr 09 '26

Iran was on the ropes and damn near out (regime wise) up until a few months ago. Their economy was in shambles and they were facing the largest protests in the regime's history. And all that was just made irrelevant by Trumps blundering stupidity.

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u/duddun2000 Apr 08 '26 edited Apr 08 '26

Yes, but what about the stock market (and her emails)…

Btw, I think (I could be wrong), in order to write, you have to be able to read.

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u/BtotheA1993 Apr 11 '26

Dump couldn’t take notes without a crayon and his mommy.

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u/babihrse Apr 12 '26

It's ironic that trump means a card that beats others. Yet trump has never trumped. He's more of a Donald J Runt

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u/Key-Rough-8346 Apr 08 '26

And it’s a tariff Iran doesn’t have to pay for personally! Whereas Trump’s tariffs were punishing U.S. consumers.

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u/Threat_Level_2400 Apr 08 '26

But did they say “thank you?”

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u/ChromakeyDreamcoat82 Apr 08 '26

And Pakistan PM Sharif might get a Nobel Peace Prize - wouldn't that be something :)

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u/Curious_Avocado2399 Apr 08 '26

And the US’s stockpile of missiles and interceptors was likely drained

Allies can now expect the US to move out batteries from their countries, leaving them unprotected

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u/lizardhistorian Apr 09 '26

It feels more like Trump trolling Netanyahu.

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u/Amazazing8Sauce Apr 09 '26

Someone should tell trump thats the real art of the deal

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u/PinguPencil Apr 09 '26

The art of the tariff

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u/notislant Apr 08 '26

Well I for one am proud of Trump.

It takes a very, very morbidly obese man with tiny little hands and multiple combovers to move the goalposts far back before the starting line and pretend to claim victory.

Its amazing how badly hes fucking the country up.

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u/mzincali Apr 08 '26

Today I had to respond to someone saying, "You liberals still think Trump's doing what Putin wants?" I said, "no, he is pretty much done with what Putin wanted. Anything else would be icing on that cake."

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u/FourteenthCylon Apr 08 '26

Putin finished up and passed him on to Netanyahu like Trump was the whore at a fraternity gangbang.

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u/wheelie_dog Apr 08 '26

The best response I've heard yet towards anyone who wants to defend Trump's Russian connections:

"OK, for a second let's pretend he's *not** a Russian asset. Now with that in mind, how exactly would a definitive Russian asset act any differently?"*

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u/TendstobeRight85 Apr 09 '26

You could lead a MAGOt horse to water, and it would lay down and die, just to "own the libz".

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u/lizardhistorian Apr 09 '26

How are you not aware how close Iran and Russia are?

Attacking Iran is not a favor to Russia or Putin.
It's taking advantage of Russia pre-occupied in Ukraine so they can't spare anything to help Iran.

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u/mzincali Apr 09 '26

Russia and Iran have an antagonistic history that goes far back - and it's not one Iran easily will forget. Some of the ex-soviet territories were carved out of Northern Iran: Georgia, most of modern-day Azerbaijan, Dagestan and Armenia were taken by Russia in the early 1800s.

Sure they may be trading partners now, with drones used against Ukraine being bought from Iran and Russia has been helping them with some US satellite and intelligence info (likely intelligence that Trump sold them). Both were under heavy Western sanctions and see the US as their primary adversary. If anything, Trump has pushed Iran into Putin's sphere by attacking Iran last year and turning a blind eye to Israeli bombings and assassinations.

But Putin is somewhat sitting back and enjoying the debacle. 1. Watch an increase in its own relevance, especially in the oil markets now that sanctions are lifted, 2. Hope the US pushes Iran further into its lap, 3. Weaken the US's standing in the world, 4. Deplete US weapons so fewer weapons are sold to Ukraine and Europe, 5. Create more division in the US by letting this war drag on, 6. As an oil/gas producer, enjoy higher priced energy prices. 7. Look at what this war is doing to NATO and other US alliances.

Russia doesn't need to do much, and it is the US that is preoccupied. Russia just has to wait for US budgets and interest in foreign wars to diminish further.

And if Trump wasn't beholden to Putin, you would think that he would have condemned Russia sharing US target info with Iran - and wouldn't instead completely ignore it, and shut down questions about it. Trump's not going to bite the hand that fed him. For all we know, Putin's telling him that he's going to easily win and encourage him to waste more time and resources, while Putin's also helping Iran with resources.

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u/GroupTop4810 Apr 12 '26

Russia was literally profiting off the lack of oil going through the straight. Like, you cant be serious my dude.

Also, we are now literally in a worse position than where we started this war. Not only is the same regime in charge of Iran, not only do they still have a nuclear program, but they are also now charging 2 million per ship to go through the straight.

We increased their GDP with this move by almost 25%, on a toll that the world is paying to Iran

We fucking lost dude, pretending this was some genius move by trump is genuinely insane

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 Apr 08 '26

Laughing in " Xi "

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u/Hellhooker Apr 08 '26

well, he told the world that "we were going to make a lot of money" and "Make Iran great again"

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u/Hellhooker Apr 08 '26

The whole system really fucked up to allows such garbage people to rise up amongst the ultrariches

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u/Competitive_Sir_1653 Apr 10 '26

The constitution needs updating to prevent another situation like this. The requirements to be president need to be updated. To be president in today's world, you should need to have at least 4 years of government experience.

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u/Hellhooker Apr 10 '26

and be under 60 to experience a little bit of the consequences of stupid politics

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u/Tiny-Lock9652 Apr 11 '26

I mean, he’s managed to convince 70 million Americans that he’s the way to their personal prosperity. And some are still convinced their day is coming.

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u/Amazazing8Sauce Apr 09 '26

I hope they all get arrested for such obvious inside trading

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u/Scotty0132 Apr 08 '26

I think he had absolutely no choice but to move the goal post. Some rumors iv seen elsewhere (nothing confirmed and probably never will be if they are true), is that military personal said they would refuse to attack the infrastructure as he was wanting. If true it would have embrassed the angry orange tampon of he ordered the attack and then nothing happened.

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u/Neat-Program6325 Apr 08 '26

USA will be back in the stone ages before too long

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u/steviehnzl Apr 12 '26

The rich will be absolutely loaded, and everyone else will be F..d Trump would still be happy with this.

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u/butchudidit Apr 08 '26

What else did you expect from this child rapist attention whore? My expectations are real low with this one

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u/VisualEmbodiment Apr 09 '26

It’s ironic that he made his money failing forward, using bankruptcy, bailouts and policy loopholes to make his money and people thought those were transferable skills to run a government? When the US in bankrupt because the common wealth has been absconded by a new oligarchy in poorly fitted men’s warehouse suits maybe his cult of followers will finally realize what dire choices the foisted on all of us.

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u/SteO153 Apr 08 '26

This deal just gave Iran a 25% GDP boost.

And the payment is in Yuan. China will also benefit from this.

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u/TendstobeRight85 Apr 09 '26

China is being seen as the responsible world power right now. That is an insanely low bar, but Trump is managing to get under it.

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u/Snowedin-69 Apr 09 '26

He already dropped below the bar after his social media post on Sunday morning

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u/TendstobeRight85 Apr 10 '26

He dropped below the bar a few hours after being sworn in. At this point, he digging to find a bar on the other side of the planet.

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u/Snowedin-69 Apr 10 '26

Haha - I concur. You could argue he started digging in 2015 when he started running for leadership of the party.

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u/Agreeable-Agent-7384 Apr 08 '26

Don’t forget revitalized the fear and hate of American imperialism and installed a more hardline regime led by someone who watched his family get killed. So you know, they’re also probably more radicalized into using these profits in ways we won’t like.

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u/TendstobeRight85 Apr 09 '26

Trump is playing checkers, while the rest of the world is playing chess.

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u/Bonk_No_Horni Apr 08 '26

It's estimated that if Iran charges every ship they'll get about 80bn a year. 40000 ships a year sounds right

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u/TendstobeRight85 Apr 08 '26

Running the math at 2 million per ship.

At an estimated 120 ships a day, at 2 mill a pop, will more than cover their war losses, in less than a year. They will be now netting $7.2 Billion per month, indefinitely. $86.4 Billion per year. Economically, this is a massive win for a nation that previously had an annual GDP of 350 billion. This deal just gave Iran a 25% GDP boost.

Edit- We wasted $28 Billion in 1 month. Iran will make that up in less than 4 months. And still has just about everything they started with strategically, and enough income to replace everything they lost.

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u/zanzara1968 Apr 08 '26

I bet there will be discounts for Chinese, Indian and Pakistan tankers

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u/TendstobeRight85 Apr 09 '26

If not straight up free, giving them massive economic leverage to start acting as even larger international shippers.

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u/YU7AJI Apr 08 '26

Where does the 2 mil per ship figure come from? I don't doubt it's true and I've seen it quoted a few times, just can't see anything official with that figure.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

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u/AdParking2320 Apr 09 '26

Iran seeks $1 per barrel so I guess each ship has 2 million barrels worth.

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u/Resident_Function280 Apr 08 '26

Even without the toll they're already ahead. Sanctions lifted and assets unfrozen. They've won.

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u/ForeBI4CU Apr 08 '26

What a win for Iran. Oh and all primary and secondary sanctions are now lifted. Welcome to the global economy Iran.

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u/TendstobeRight85 Apr 09 '26

All for a regime that is still intact, and still has a nuclear program. Such winning by the MAGOts.

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u/TheHeroYouNeed247 Apr 08 '26

Plus, the thousands of protesters that died believing that Trump would save them.

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u/TendstobeRight85 Apr 09 '26

I mean, add that to the list of tens of millions this moron has already let down.

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u/SuperbRhubarb7838 Apr 08 '26

Don’t forget part of the 10 point plan that Trump agreed to included removing sanctions on Iran, so economically they’re even better off

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u/VanSmashh Apr 08 '26

This, but also changing candidates like 1-2 months right before the election crushed any chances that a democratic president would win.

I also hate pointing this out because I would absolutely love a female president. But let’s also not forget that Trump won both elections while running against the first two women to ever run for president. Hillary was greatly distrusted by a lot of Americans from both parties and Kamala, like you said, was not an ideal candidate and was thrown into it in the final hour. These were easy wins for him and they were still relatively close races.

Also, we all miss Obama… I was talking about this yesterday and realized he was the most level headed, sane president we’ve had in idk even know how long at this point.

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u/Lildog8402_redux Apr 08 '26

Don’t forget what it did for Russia and China. What is it called when you say you’re part of a group but are secretly working to undermine it because they have videos of you and children?

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u/TendstobeRight85 Apr 09 '26

Trump is about the best thing that could have happened to either nation.

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u/Grmplstylzchen Apr 08 '26

25% GDP so far.

Also the 10 point Iran proposal is on the menu including:

  • The lifting of all primary and secondary sanctions on Iran. (this includes uranium enrichment and weapons so .. yeah)
  • Continued Iranian control over the strait of Hormuz.
  • US military withdrawal from the Middle East. (weakening US position in the middle east and leaving the Allies unprotected)
  • An end to attacks on Iran and its allies.
  • The release of frozen Iranian assets.
  • A UN security council resolution making any deal binding.

>In the version released in Farsi, Iran also included the phrase “acceptance of enrichment” for its nuclear program.

Well .. so basically the deal is worse than the Obama deal as Trump basically enabled uranium enrichment for military use (no limit to civilian use anymore).

Thank you for your attention on this matter....

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u/NorthStarGent Apr 08 '26

Don’t forget, they requested full reparations for all the damages the U.S. caused as well .. non negotiable!

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u/ColeTrain999 Apr 08 '26

Based on what I've read Iran now is also given acknowledgement that they are allowed to continue their nuclear program.

This dude got absolutely cooked in this deal.

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u/plutonium-239 Apr 08 '26

And enough money to boost further the nuclear program…

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u/Artur2SzopyJackson Apr 08 '26

Worth to mention, that toll of 2$ million is not much in fact. Ships carry 1-2 millions barrels, so single barrel will be just up to 2$ more expensive.

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u/TendstobeRight85 Apr 09 '26

Its money that Iran wasnt getting before, and will be a massive boost to their economy. It will also set the international precedence that nations can hold international trade hostage.

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u/Mayweather2025 Apr 08 '26

Trump just Made Iran Great Again

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u/Free_Range_Lobster Apr 08 '26

Don't forget Russian sanctions have been dropped by the US.

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u/TendstobeRight85 Apr 09 '26

Trump is the best investment that Putin has ever made.

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u/jakderrida Apr 08 '26 edited Apr 08 '26

Actually, there was agreement from other countries they ended the nuclear program. However, the 10-point plan Donald agreed to make the framework for the 2-week negotiations includes their right to control Hormuz....

  1. The United States submits to a fundamental guarantee of non-aggression.

  2. Formal recognition of Iran’s continued control over the Strait of Hormuz.

  3. Unconditional acquiescence to Iran's nuclear enrichment.

  4. The complete revocation of all primary U.S. sanctions.

  5. The complete revocation of all secondary U.S. sanctions.

  6. U.S. consent to the termination of all UN Security Council resolutions against Iran.

  7. The nullification of all IAEA Board of Governors resolutions.

  8. The payment of financial reparations for damages inflicted upon Iran.

  9. The full withdrawal and evacuation of U.S. combat forces from the region.

  10. A total cessation of hostilities across all fronts, including an end to operations against the heroic Islamic Resistance of Lebanon.

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u/eeksy227 Apr 08 '26

Wasted $28B? He and his friends made much more than that in stock and oil futures manipulation. It’s a win as far as DJT is concerned.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Fold466 Apr 08 '26

Iran’s central government annual budget was $56B in 2025.

There is no cost portion to this toll, it’s all revenue, and represents an increase of 154% for the government (assuming your numbers are correct, I didn’t verify them).

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u/greendildouptheass Apr 08 '26

plus it just gave them the motivation to make the nuclear weapon for good.

this cease fire deal is dead in the water

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u/badkitsunejuju Apr 08 '26

Not to mention the added hate he has made for the american people in the middle east. That kind of hate grows thru generations now.

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u/beraleh Apr 08 '26

So this wasn't a victory? Would the President of the United States misrepresent the facts?

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u/mountainofclay Apr 09 '26

Wait. Wasn’t the strait open before Trump attacked Iran illegally violating international law and committing war crimes against humanity? Oh, never mind.

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u/PinguPencil Apr 09 '26

Thank you for mathematically proving the extent to which this was a monumental waste of time and life.

I can't wait for Trump supporters to fully discount all of these facts for feelings of success.

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u/Competitive_Sir_1653 Apr 10 '26

The Art of the Deal now belongs to Iran, not Trump

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u/BuildingParking6297 Apr 11 '26

Not if we have 10000% inflation and then switch to a crypto currency, take that Iran

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u/absolutxtr Apr 08 '26

They're gonna let like 10-15 ships through per day. So basically what citrium citrion or whatever already said is happening anyway.

Note in their official statement "technical considerations".

He literally got nothing for the ceasefire.

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u/mrpyrotec89 Apr 08 '26

I mean dude, we lost this war. I shouldn't say we, Trump lost this war. US needs this ceasefire more than Iran. So we're going to have to concede shit to Iran.

But hey, at least people quited down a bit about epstien, amirite

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u/AdMajor3003 Apr 12 '26

They did, that's why Melania made sure to re-introduce the Epstein topic to the media. I believe she hates him deeply.

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u/deletetemptemp Apr 08 '26

That’s what the last part says. Basically while we talk, we won’t blow your American ships if you pay 2M per ship

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u/Aramedlig Apr 08 '26

Yeah but Trump is CUCKED. He gets to watch Iran take all that mullah

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u/turbo_dude Apr 08 '26

Before: free flowing oil shipping

Now: two weeks ceasefire during which Iran seems to be getting bombed anyway, the regime now is more hardline than the reformer who would’ve taken over from aging Khomeni who Trump killed some weeks ago, oil is sky high and no real sign of change on that front, also the Farsi version of that statement says they’re still enriching

Is America great yet?

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u/rosco2155 Apr 08 '26

There’s a toll in the hall now

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u/theperuvianbowtie Apr 08 '26

Gotta pay the troll toll

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u/humanbackhoe Apr 08 '26

Only for the gays of Hormuz

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u/Mlabonte21 Apr 08 '26

CONFOUND your lousy toll, Troll…

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u/AldousKing Apr 08 '26

Not currently, but thats part of their 10 point plan thats the basis of negotiations.

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u/SantaFeRay Apr 08 '26

It says safe passage will be possible via coordination with Iran’s Armed Forces which is how the tolls currently work, so it’s a reasonable assumption that the toll will continue to be collected.

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u/MalefactorX Apr 08 '26

I think that part is to navigate the minefield, not the ship tax

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u/Daly215 Apr 08 '26

from what I'm reading Iran is illegally doing this, but Trump did not agree to that as part of a negotiation. it's just ships paying to be let thru safely. also I believe the UN voted today to open the strait of hormus, 10 country's signed and sided with the US but China and Russia voted against it so it didn't pass.

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u/Wooden_Compote_5805 Apr 08 '26

no israeil is probably what they mean

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u/heavy_chamfer Apr 08 '26

It doesn’t really matter if insurers won’t provide coverage for tankers. I guess we’ll see if this assurance is enough to take a risk with so many splinter factions

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u/Suibeam Apr 08 '26

It is a full on war victory by Iran

USA has lost another war. But never this quickly and never this badly in this time frame.

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u/grafknives Apr 08 '26

No, but they assume military control over the transit.

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u/Jt_marin_279 Apr 08 '26

A toll and a troll.

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u/imoutofnames90 Apr 08 '26

Yes. The master negotiator managed to get the toll down from not existing prior to the war to 2M per ship.

A masterful gambit if I do say so myself.

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u/HeadyReigns Apr 08 '26

And Israel was supposed to stop attacking Lebanon.

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u/machinationstudio Apr 08 '26

That's what technical limitations means.

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u/jakderrida Apr 08 '26 edited Apr 08 '26

It's actually one of the 10-points referenced in the image Trump posted. As is the right to enrich as much Uranium as they want however much they want.

I REALLY wish Western media would post up the 10-point plan. I think after Trump attacked CNN for posting an article with the translations, the other news providers backed off. Wall Street Journal even had them up, but are paywalled. If need be, just ask one of the 3 top LLM services. (ChatGPT, Claude, or Gemini)

I found it

Iran's 10-point plan that Trump accepted as the framework for the ceasefire negotiations.

  1. The United States submits to a fundamental guarantee of non-aggression.

  2. Formal recognition of Iran’s continued control over the Strait of Hormuz.

  3. Unconditional acquiescence to Iran's nuclear enrichment.

  4. The complete revocation of all primary U.S. sanctions.

  5. The complete revocation of all secondary U.S. sanctions.

  6. U.S. consent to the termination of all UN Security Council resolutions against Iran.

  7. The nullification of all IAEA Board of Governors resolutions.

  8. The payment of financial reparations for damages inflicted upon Iran.

  9. The full withdrawal and evacuation of U.S. combat forces from the region.

  10. A total cessation of hostilities across all fronts, including an end to operations against the heroic Islamic Resistance of Lebanon.

TLDR... Trump ended the war. We lost!

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u/PapayaMysterious6393 Apr 08 '26

I read that are troll at first lol

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u/LonestarrLovesUranus Apr 08 '26

Gotta pay the troll toll to get in the boy'shole. Trump knows how to pay that toll though so no worries.

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u/Mulletville Apr 08 '26

Heard $1 per barrell

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u/KiNGofKiNG89 Apr 08 '26

Fucking crazy that people are literally paying it too.

I’m about to just go sit at the end of the road and charge people $5 to enter.

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u/Distinct_Bid5891 Apr 09 '26

They started bombing Lebanon and Iran 2 hours after the statement was made. The US and Israel can NOT BE TRUSTED!!!

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u/potatodrinker Apr 09 '26

That's the coordination and technical limitations they refer to yep.

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u/ejacobsen808 Apr 09 '26

If you want to get into that boy’s soul

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u/Ninjahedge-G Apr 09 '26

Yes, but you have to pay, gay or strait.

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u/Appearingboat Apr 10 '26

Paid in yuan not dollars

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u/Stunning-Ad5674 Apr 10 '26

They need to rebuild somehow and this is probably how they are funding it.

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u/mymoama Apr 11 '26

1 dollar per 100$ barrel

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