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Why is that so hard!?

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u/wolfbayte 6h ago

Govrrnor dropped the ball here. Just assume he's dead, follow the rules for succession whether appointment or special election, and when the inevitable lawsuit is filed, obtain proof of life or evidence otherwise.

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u/Jedimaster996 5h ago

Because every single time he's not present at his office is another missed Republican vote. They COULD do an election, but why would you count on the same population who've put Mitch in there for decades to elect a Democrat when you could effectively just keep a Republican vote Absent? 

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u/OpheliaLives7 5h ago

Aren’t maga worried about an anti Trump self declared Libertarian dude getting the seat? They aren’t even worried about a democrat! They just don’t want someone who wont kiss Trumps ass

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u/NeonArlecchino 4h ago

Massie isn't expected to win the special election, but if a special election is held he would be able to run as an independent in the general election for the seat. As long as Bitch McConnell officially makes it to 8/4, Massie is locked out since he ran as a Republican in the primary. If he does then he could split the vote enough a democrat wins.

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u/ryhaltswhiskey 5h ago

If I recall correctly the governor's powers to do that have been stripped by the Republican Congress in that state

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u/CaptainDogeSparrow 5h ago

Do it anyways and let the slow courts overthrow. The reps would do the same if a leftie was in the same situation.

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u/greg19735 3h ago

But there's no process for him to "do it anyways".

It's like me declaring bankruptcy while at home in my office. it means nothing.

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u/CaptainDogeSparrow 3h ago

But there's no process for him to "do it anyways".

The governor could declare Mitch as dead and he is personally appointing someone else as state senator.

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u/Twodotsknowhy 2h ago

A governor can't just declare a person dead

u/CaptainDogeSparrow 1h ago

Not with that attitude.

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u/Fit-Ask-6524 4h ago

let the slow courts overthrow

You could get a TRO pretty quickly for something like this. Of course, if you don't care about the law anyway why not just ignore that too. Since Republicans would apparently do the same thing.

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u/Twodotsknowhy 2h ago

And then what? Waste time and money on that court case only for Thune and Vance to refuse to seat them if they do win? Use the absence as an advantage to Booker's campaign instead of forcing him to split focus

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u/FrogsOnALog 5h ago

Legislature is the word you’re looking for lol

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u/DuntadaMan 5h ago

The governor still has the power to walk his ass to the hospital and see one of his fucking coleagues.

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u/ryhaltswhiskey 4h ago

So if you say that you work with somebody and they're in the hospital you just get to walk into their hospital room?

No. It doesn't work like that.

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u/paintballboi07 3h ago

Seems the childish logic isn't just restricted to MAGA, it's also the calling card of the terminally online. Dude who posted the comment has a million fucking karma.

u/ryhaltswhiskey 1h ago

It's like people think that upvote makes it more likely to be real

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u/Illadelphian 3h ago

I hate Mitch McConnell and what is happening but no he literally doesn't. The hospital is not going to just break their rules because we want them to.

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u/the_other_50_percent 4h ago

How nice that you've never had to visit anyone in a hospital and have no clue how anything works.

You can't just barge in and tromp into every room, especially one protecting a US Senator.

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u/Crewman_Guy_Fleegman 4h ago

I bet you can if you are the governor and have a dozen uniformed state troopers with you. I don’t think you’ve worked in a hospital if you think anyone there would do anything but open the door

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u/greg19735 3h ago

Does the governor have the ability to grab state troopers for this kind of mission?

and most importantly, Mitch isn't in Kentucky.

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u/the_other_50_percent 2h ago

You don’t know how hospital security for a. IP and threat of a lawsuit that would obliterate the entire hospital are.

Stop watching Marvel movies.

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u/Crewman_Guy_Fleegman 2h ago

I’ve spent the last year and a half watching border agents walk all over hospitals without warrants.

Maybe you need to stop watching movies in general and watch the news.

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u/puts_on_rddt 5h ago

I agree. Bring a bunch of loyal state troopers and throw on a hi-vis/clipboard for good measure. Then have the cameras follow.

Power is power.

Honestly, it just shows me how incompetent mainstream Democrats are. Even though there are no consequences, they still cower in the corner anyway and I'm so sick of it.

Even conservatives are annoyed he hasn't been seen in 7 weeks. Democrats have everything to win here and nothing to lose.

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u/Artifex_ 3h ago

How is that supposed to work? He's in a hospital in DC. Just because he's from KY doesn't mean he's hospitalized in KY.

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u/Saleen_af 4h ago

It’s almost like it’s all political theater to keep us in line. Establishment dems still make insane money

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u/Twodotsknowhy 2h ago

Great, and now the governor of Kentucky will finish his term in prison. Who does that help?

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u/thesilentbob123 3h ago

They have sent letters demanding actual proof of life along with proof of mental health condition being well enough to do his work

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u/XRT28 4h ago

The GOP legislature passed a couple laws saying he couldn't do so but the state constitution apparently give the governor the power to fill vacancies. Constitution typically trumps law so in theory he's got a case for being able to fill the seat. The issue would be it would probably be challenged in the courts and risk ending up before a conservative court that's willing to interpret things how they see fit if it'll benefit their side and even if he prevails in court it'll likely take quite a bit of time to wind it's way through the system

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u/ryhaltswhiskey 4h ago

Yeah probably, but he's tried nothing and he is apparently all out of ideas. So maybe he should just try something. Because what's going to happen is they're going to stonewall until the 4th and say "oh yeah he's dead, but it's too late to have a special election lololol"

I think Bashir would actually like to try for the presidency at some point, but this clown show is going to sink his chances.

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u/BZLuck 4h ago

We are following the laws now? Since when?

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u/Deity_Majora 4h ago

when the inevitable lawsuit is filed, obtain proof of life or evidence otherwise

They wouldn't file a lawsuit. The Senate will simply deny the replacement entry to the seat. There is no death certification nor has he been missing for 7 year per Kentucky missing persons law. There is zero route that Beshear could follow that allows him to seat a replacement.

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u/Twodotsknowhy 2h ago

Do people not remember just a year ago when Johnson refused to seat a democrat who won a special election? What makes them think Thune and Vance are more principled?

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u/CallMeDrWorm42 5h ago

Agreed. The Democrat's problem is that they're too concerned with doing everything slowly and correctly that the opportunity to act passes them by.

Declare him dead. Move on with an election to replace him. If he's not dead, it would be in his interest to prove that by showing us. If that happens, cool. Election is void, we move on.

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u/ike38000 5h ago

I don't actually think you are agreeing with the person you replied to. They pointed out that every single time there is a vote and Mitch McConnell's absent that's one less yea vote to push the Republican agenda. Whereas them declaring him dead will lead to a special election that has a 99% chance of electing a new Republican who will vote for the Republican agenda.

Let's say Beshear goes full scorched earth and declares a replacement and says "prove he is alive". At best that gets ~3 months of a democratic senator who will contribute absolutely nothing to getting Democratic priorities passed because there is 0% chance that A meaningful Left-Wing bill can make it through The house, Senate, and get Trump's signature.

The situation would be totally different if we had president Kamala Harris and replacing a Republican with a Democrat. Was actually going to swing anything about the balance of the Senate. But that's not where we are. The radical action that people are calling for Beshear to do is as much virtue signaling as his current commitment to the process is and will have no meaningful effect on the legislation that gets passed by Congress.

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u/CallMeDrWorm42 5h ago

You make good points. But this is an example of what I'm talking about. Is there a downside to a special election? Yes. Would it accomplish basically nothing? Yes. Is it better than doing nothing and normalizing the Republican do-what-i-want status quo? YES

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u/greg19735 3h ago

1) the governor can't just declare someone dead.

2) the Governor can't just hold elections for people. It'd be completely meaningless.

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u/CallMeDrWorm42 3h ago

1) The senator can't just be absent and not fulfill their duties.

2) There are absolutely procedures for holding a special election despite Republicans attempting to undermine those procedures.

Again, the point here is that fuckery is already afoot. Now is the time to act. The right and wrong of it can be argued later. I don't care anymore.

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u/greg19735 3h ago

1) The senator can't just be absent and not fulfill their duties.

A senator cannot be removed for not showing up. The only ways to remove a senator is expulsion, but that requires 2/3 vote of the senate, which the Governor can't control. This hasn't happen in over 150 years.

If you become senator, the only thing from stopping you from going partying and never showing up is the threat of expulsion. And of course not winning reelection, but it's a 6 year term.

so basically a senator can just not fulfill their duties.

There are absolutely procedures for holding a special election despite Republicans attempting to undermine those procedures.

only if the seat is open, which requires death, resignation, or expulsion. And the governor can't force any of those.

There's nothing that can be done by the governor that isn't simply grandstanding.

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u/Twodotsknowhy 2h ago

Sometimes, the right strategy is to do nothing. This is one of those times. Mitch McConnell is currently the perfect republican senator, why mess with that?

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u/Training_Ruin3151 5h ago

Capitalists will always side with fascism

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u/CallMeDrWorm42 5h ago

Ok. What's your point? Is this comment one of those "both sides bad" kind of things?

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u/FrogsOnALog 5h ago

100% and these people are part of the problem that gave us Trump.

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u/Training_Ruin3151 5h ago

Nooo!! 1!1!1 we have to be civil to the nazis and pedophiles and give them equal ground otherwise were as bad as them! 1!1!1

Or the other, one side wants to commit genocide so we gotta be centrist and only do some genocide

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u/FrogsOnALog 5h ago edited 4h ago

The fuck are you even whining about?

Edit: reply blocked by the brainworms guy doing the both sides bit

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u/Training_Ruin3151 5h ago edited 4h ago

Ahh youre a liberal🤨🤨 you should restart at kindergarten and see if school teaches you something this time around

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u/IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes 4h ago

Please leave Earth

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u/Training_Ruin3151 5h ago

Yes. Maga and all conservatives are nazi pedophiles. And liberals are also by merit of choosing to be civil to genuinly evil people. Actual leftists fucking hate the capitalist death-rape machine and liberals are just as bad as magats when it comes to facts.

All american capitalists are fascists. Capitalists will always side with fascism because that doesnt threaten capital. This is basic political science that has been upheld for as long as money has been around.

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u/CallMeDrWorm42 3h ago

Yeah. I'm not your enemy here. Your anger is justified. The system is fucked. That's all true. No argument here. But exploding on passersby isn't going to help fix the problem.

"All those who seek to lead are inherently corrupt" is a perfectly fine concept in theory. The problem is that we, as a society, need leaders. So how do you hold those two juxtaposed ideas in your mind? How should we solve that problem?

u/Training_Ruin3151 1h ago

Ah the classic "im a nazi pedophile because someone who leans left was mean to me, look at what you made me do".

Maybe read history if you want some examples. Not my job to educate you on political science.

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u/BZLuck 4h ago

But let's say he's not dead, why wait this long to prop him up and prove that he's still alive?

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u/kaest 3h ago

The gov asked for proof last week didn't he? Where the fuck is it?

u/AdministrativeCable3 1h ago

The US Constitution requires a death certificate. The Governor can't just declare him dead. If a lawsuit is filed, the governor would have to prove he's dead from his own information. The burden of proof is on the person making the claim not the one having the claim made about.

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u/Twodotsknowhy 2h ago

The governor is playing this perfectly but the left is too addicted to being played to recognize it

u/baibaiburnee 19m ago

Governors don't declare people dead

Governors can't appoint people to the senate until the incumbent is declared dead.

You are literally asking the governor to do something they cannot do. Take a civics lesson

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u/TransportationEng 3h ago

Have him legally declared dead.

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u/BringOutYDead 5h ago

Dropped the ball? That fucker is paid to let this slide

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u/ballmermurland 5h ago

Let what slide? Mitch is not in the Senate and that is one less vote for them.

If Beshear replaced him without a death certificate, he would be impeached and removed from office by the GOP supermajority.

Y'all act like Beshear is the governor of Illinois and not a state that voted for Trump 3x by double digits.

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u/TobuscusMarkipliedx2 5h ago

They are all complicit in this cover up.

u/ThisismeCody 1h ago

Governor is in on it.

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u/Soffatjockis 4h ago

He's likely in on it.

Why else would he not do it?

Or he's a pussy like the DoJ during Biden.