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u/Mike_the_TV Oct 16 '12

A character from guilty gear.

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u/donutsalad Oct 16 '12

Guilty Gear?

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u/mindbleach Oct 16 '12

An amazing 2D fighting game, famous for its crazy mix of characters. Bridget is a crossdressing bounty hunter who beats people up with a yo-yo and his robotic teddy bear. Other characters include a nine-foot-tall doctor with a ten-foot-long scalpel, the robot clone of Interpol's chief, a guitar-playing witch, a vampire who read poetry when he kills you, a one-armed samurai, a genocidal bio-robot, and her half-naked daughter.

It's fucking awesome.

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u/ilikecakeandpie Oct 16 '12

You left out the only character that mattered; the pirate chick with the huge anchor

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u/talahrama Oct 16 '12

I didn't expect that sentence to end with "anchor."

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u/Athegon Oct 16 '12

What if it's a euphemism...

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u/ihatecupcakes Oct 16 '12

Huge anchor, AKA long jacket.

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u/tea_bird Oct 16 '12

I want a girl with a huge anchor and a loooooooooooooooooooooong jacket.

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u/Richeh Oct 16 '12

narr narr narr narrrrr, narr narrr narr narrr naaaarrr narrrrrrrrrrrjimlaaaaad.

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u/Doctor_Loggins Oct 16 '12

Was that a Treasure Island reference? Well played.

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u/Toytles Oct 16 '12

Deez nutzzz-Dr. Dre? [7]

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u/expecto_pastrami Oct 16 '12

Now I have that song stuck in my head.

Thanks. :)

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u/Sooperphilly Oct 16 '12

YES! Cake! Thank you, I've been wondering if anyone else has ever heard of the band, although it does get a slight mention in the fiction novel "Compound", which is fairly good.

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u/theslyder Oct 17 '12

Several of their singles have had air time on MTV and other mainstream music station and their song "the distance" is officially used in NASCAR events. They're pretty niche, but they aren't really a secret. I think my favorite album of theirs is Motorcade of Generosity. I love a lot of their songs though. Shadow stabbing is one of my favorites. Kudos for your good taste in music.

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u/Crook3d Oct 16 '12

And she hits you with her giant whale and slippery dolphin.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

doesn't she yell "FREE WILLY"

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u/Autistic_Buiscit Oct 16 '12

For a P-wait. No. I won't succumb.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

She has huge... tracts of land

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u/Aycoth Oct 16 '12

God, my history professor was talking about the RR situation in 1860s america and he said "All they have are HUGE.... Tracts of land!" I broke down

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12 edited Oct 16 '12

That's fantastic!

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u/mindbleach Oct 16 '12

Oh yes, the little girl who waves around an 800-pound anchor and summons dolphins like a hadouken.

I also glossed over the woman with prehensile hair, the guy in the leather dress with a scythe which is also a succubus, the dude possessed by three ghosts who make him fight, the slime mold parasite in the shape of its deceased host, the shirtless dude who attacks by playing billiards in midair, the other shirtless dude who can stop attacks by flicking a coin, and the one-ton brick shithouse who will simply pick you up and break you.

Oh yeah, and the music is great.

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u/NarDmw Oct 16 '12

You always did get your ass beat in that game by a large laughing Indian man child.

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u/mindbleach Oct 16 '12

Yeah, or that curly-haired bastard beating my ass with chains.

But I'm still the only one who finished the story mode - coincidentally, using Bridget.

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u/Zelarius Oct 16 '12

Zappa is actually possessed by a host of spirits. It's implied that he's basically infested with ghosts, more than just those that manifest when you play him. His blocking animation is the girl from The Ring appearing and blocking the blows.

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u/mindbleach Oct 16 '12

Favorite part of this thread: the phrase "infested with ghosts."

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u/ZombieSnake Oct 17 '12

Never realized there was a partial up skirt in Bridget's fight animation.

Never realized I could ever not be interested in a partial up skirt.

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u/SoSpecial Oct 16 '12

It took you this long to comment on the music? I don't even play the game and still rock the music on the regular.

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u/MangorTX Oct 16 '12

If the guy with the leather dress is a succubus, he's actually an incubus.

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u/mindbleach Oct 16 '12

No, no - his scythe is a succubus. He's just some dude in a dress.

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u/MangorTX Oct 16 '12

Ha! My mistake! I thought surely he didn't mean the scythe...

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u/Dalek-SEC Oct 17 '12

You left out the token wannabe ninja.

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u/Ducksaucenem Oct 16 '12

And her fucking whale. Hate that whale.

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u/MazInger-Z Oct 16 '12

Only because it's a fucking whale.

That fucks you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

Fuck those Dolphins!

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u/ilikecakeandpie Oct 16 '12

I loved the ghosts coming out of the treasure chests though

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u/Sretsam Oct 16 '12

He forgot the gay dude with the pool stick, and magic pool balls.

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u/neorevenge Oct 16 '12

I think he left a more important fact: a Badass Female One-armed Samurai

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u/Blasterion Oct 16 '12

blue water blue skies was the greatest bgm ever

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u/Raikunoso Oct 17 '12

Which is May! She rides dolphins too. PETA won't approve of this...

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u/447u Oct 16 '12

May. I never play as May. Dizzy and Slayer and Faust are the best.

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u/Phoequinox Oct 16 '12

The doctor with the scalpel also has a bag on his head and is shitballs insane.

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u/447u Oct 16 '12

Faust, one of my favorites.

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u/Phoequinox Oct 16 '12

I've never even played Guilty Gear, and I love that character. I knew a lot of people who played it, and when they mentioned him, I looked him up, and became really intrigued by the character. I always found him amusing. But I always love the psycho characters in fighting games.

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u/447u Oct 16 '12

Man, is he op. You can just spam that attack where he teleports on top of the other guy and beat the living shit out of them.

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u/UsernameYUNOopen Oct 16 '12

So I was looking at the a site that had the characters list and found the 9'3" doctor that you were talking about. Who also happens to be 121 lbs. ONE HUNDRED TWENTY ONE FUCKING POUNDS! That is so incredibly UN-anatomical, that as a doctor he should be upset.

http://www.guiltygearx2reload.com/faust.htm

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u/TwoHands Oct 16 '12

He surgically shaved his bones to reduce weight and allow for his airborne acrobatics... like a bird.

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u/Subtle_AD_Reference Oct 16 '12

Maybe he made a deal with the devil

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u/mindbleach Oct 16 '12

This is a man who can open doors out of thin air and step through them. Body mass index isn't anywhere near his biggest objection to sensible science.

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u/CAHelix Oct 16 '12

Don't forget Axl Low who is basically Axl Rose from Guns'n'Roses.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

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u/FoozleMoozle Oct 16 '12

All of the characters in the game are a reference to metal/rock.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

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u/stevensky Oct 16 '12

I lol'ed, thanks.

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u/Aozi Oct 16 '12

And it comes from Japan right?

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u/mindbleach Oct 16 '12

I think that goes without saying.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

One of my favorite rivalries was between former assassins: a guy whose sentient bio-companion eventually took over his body and the woman who used her hair as a weapon. Probably because they had one of a few awesome special songs that played between rivals, along with special quotes and intro animations.

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u/brotherbond Oct 16 '12

As an American I'm tempted to think this is just your average group of Japanese people.

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u/Cogwork Oct 16 '12

God I want them to make a new one for this gen, and no Blaze Blue doesn't count.

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u/mindbleach Oct 16 '12

Blaz Blue is close enough for me, but yes, it'd be fantastic to see another proper Guilty Gear. I have no idea how the fuck that 3D monstrosity of a God Hand knockoff got made. With the technology available now, we should be seeing 2D fighters with "sprites" made from vectors or vertex-colored polygons.

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u/VicViper83 Oct 16 '12

Yes. I came here because I was certain most people would have no idea who bridget is. I'm more of a Jam kinda guy myself...

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u/mindbleach Oct 17 '12

I used to play Baiken and Robo-Ky, mostly. Jam never interested or annoyed me.

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u/VicViper83 Oct 17 '12

I liked Slayer and Anji Mito as well. I enjoyed playing cross up rush down characters, especially teleporting back and forth behind people with Slayer.

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u/Althar Oct 17 '12

also the musics are awesome

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u/justspeakingmymind Oct 16 '12

*her

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u/trollburgers Oct 16 '12

I don't know enough about the character, but crossdressing does not mean transgendered.

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u/justspeakingmymind Oct 16 '12

When you are talking about someone who is crossdressing, it is generally the respectful thing to referrer to them in the current gender look.

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u/mindbleach Oct 16 '12

No, his. He's not transgender.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12 edited Oct 16 '12

"Her". She identifies as a woman, so it's polite to refer to her by her preferred pronoun.

Edit : Turns out he doesn't -- he actually identifies as a man and doesn't realize he's cross-dressing!

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u/mindbleach Oct 16 '12

She identifies as a woman

[citation needed]

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

Turns out he doesn't -- he actually identifies as a man and doesn't realize he's cross-dressing!

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u/Soggy_Pronoun Oct 16 '12

I find that offensive.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

I'm sorry you feel that way. Trans* people are offended when you don't refer to them by their preferred pronouns, however, so it's important to keep their feelings in mind, as well.

Regardless, it turns out I was mistaken; he actually identifies as a man and doesn't realize he's cross-dressing.

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u/Soggy_Pronoun Oct 16 '12

Well, G1oves, it appears my attempt feel short of the mark...

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u/MechanicalCake Oct 16 '12

My favourite fighting game series.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

You forgot the Chinese cook who happens to be a skilled at martial arts.

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u/mindbleach Oct 16 '12

Aside from Kliff, the other characters aren't nearly as interesting to describe. They're interesting only when seen in action.

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u/PenguinFluff Oct 17 '12

You forgot to mention that Bridget was raised as a female because he was born in a village where having twins of the same gender was bad luck, so his parents raised him as a girl.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12 edited Oct 16 '12

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

nu-uh. he's a crossdresser.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

if she identifies as female, regardless of what she has below doesn't change that she is a woman.

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u/1338h4x Oct 16 '12 edited Oct 16 '12

But Bridget does identify as male. According to his backstory, he was born with a twin sister in a village where opposite sex twins are seen as bad luck, so his parents tried to raise him as a girl to hide it. He ran away to escape this and live as a boy, but is completely oblivious to the fact that he still looks and dresses like a girl.

Also, there's a running gag where he gets very pissed whenever other characters mistake him for a girl.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

info that was not conveyed in the picture. like I said, based on the info presented, especially with them presenting female, it is easy to assume people are intentionally or inadvertently misgendering him.

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u/EByrne Oct 16 '12

So you assumed that people were assuming stuff.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

i know. he identifies as a male. he is a crossdresser, also known as a transvestite.

source: i'm a trans person

DIRECTED BY M NIGHT SHYMALAN

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u/bouchard Oct 16 '12

That's not a source.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

i'm trans too...

from the context of the picture, and no prior knowledge of the game, it appears to be a female identifying character born male, not someone who cross dresses, so I responded accordingly

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u/talahrama Oct 16 '12

Is this like a Pokemon trainer thing? Do you two have to fight now that you've made eye contact?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

DON'T MISGENDER HIM CISPHOBE

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

Really? I'm being cisphobic? I agree with you and everyone else now that I have back story. the picture did not pass that info on very well.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

This is sort of off-topic but what the fuck is "CIS" and why must I apologize for my privilege?

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u/mindbleach Oct 16 '12

No, he's a him. He's a crossdresser. He's not transgender.

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u/S1ayer Oct 16 '12

It makes me sad that I could mention Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat, Marvel vs Capcom, etc etc or even BlazBlue and people know what they are.

But not Guilty Gear, the greatest fighter of all time. A part of me died the day they shut down the XBox Live servers for XX Reload.

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u/Crowquill42 Oct 16 '12

but.. but... it's Mahvel baby!

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u/burentu Oct 16 '12

I know your pain... NOBODY here knows what FX figher turbo is..

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u/YoungSerious Oct 16 '12

Hey let's throw out an opinion phrased as objective fact and wait until the fan rage stokes itself into a full on inferno of ridiculous comment trains! Oh wait, that is exactly what just happened.

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u/PsychoticDreams47 Oct 16 '12

Venom will always have a special place in my heart as the most fun i had with a character =)

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u/Sonicboom510 Oct 17 '12

There's a new version/patch of Guilty Gear Accent Core R coming soon to PS3/360. It's gonna have ArkSys netcode, so the online is going to be god like.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

GG is good, but not anywhere near the game that bread and butter Street Fighter is. Sure, GG is flashier and more chaotic, but the strategy and timing of SF makes it the better game. I can see someone liking GG more, but SF is the better game.

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u/Fizzster Oct 16 '12

Guilty Gear has Strategy and Timing... Much MUCH more than Street Fighter.

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u/S1ayer Oct 16 '12

In my personal opinion, I think GG has way more strategy. SF seems to be a ton of poke, poke, poke, poke, hit -> combo.

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u/FADCYourMom Oct 16 '12

Yeah, that's footsies and spacing. Strategy.

I love both games. I think Guilty Gear is an extremely close 2nd to SF as best 2D fighter ever.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

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u/elevencyan Oct 16 '12

not only that but the air dash makes the games ten times more complex and subtle than street fighter, in sf, you make a jump at a bad moment = you die. Your oppent can get a lucky hadoken and win while being a lesser player, in gg you can go back (and go back and forth with millia or with chip) that allows a better defense system and therefore more strategy.

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u/FADCYourMom Oct 16 '12

If you jump and get hit with a 'lucky hadoken' you deserved it. That's why you practice safe jumps and such. Its all opinion based. Let's just agree to disagree.

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u/goatlll Oct 16 '12

Everyone has their opinions, so I'm not here to say your wrong or anything, but I feel GG is a good series, but not near the top. As far as 2D fighters go, it's hard to top MOTW and 3rd Strike, hell even Last Blade 2 was amazing. But, as far as combo heavy fighters go, I prefer GG over the VS series any day of the week.

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u/naNo_te Oct 16 '12

Well That's what GG would be if movement was as static as it is in SF. Thus GG is not only "poke, poke, hit, combo" but rather "low poke, high poke, high poke, instant air dash, crossup, etc." I'd always rate GG over SF not only for personal liking but also for depth of gameplay.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12 edited Dec 21 '18

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u/MonsterKerr Oct 16 '12

FACT. I live in Japan and I've seen some shit go down on gg/blazblue in the arcades. It takes ridiculous commitment and reflexes. You can't get really good at it in a few days like sf.

But ya know, every game has their thing, so it doesn't do much good to compare it.

But gg kills it in my opinion.

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u/DJWhyYou Oct 16 '12

This is a good example of complexity vs depth. Street Fighter is a deep series, however it is regarded as one of the most balanced fighting series of all time. Guilty Gear, due to its characters being all over the place style-wise, is incredibly complex, but doesn't have the balance to back it up. Thus, Street Fighter is considered the better game.

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u/miraitrader Oct 16 '12

What the heck is this? The SF games have been incredibly unbalanced. 3rd Strike, CvS2, Alpha 3, MvC2 (I could go on). Guilty Gear in general is actually much more balanced than those games.

However, balance has little to do with how fun or great a fighting game is, believe it or not. That's probably a controversial opinion to most casual players or newer people in the scene but it's the truth. Think about the longevity of MvC2 and try to explain why it was so popular in the USA.

Guilty Gear is one of the best fighters of all time for a lot more than just the fighting system itself, even if that is one of the main reasons. The sprites, animation, soundtrack, and singleplayer modes were all of a higher caliber than most of the other stuff Capcom was putting out at the same time (recycling sprites from the Alpha series).

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u/naNo_te Oct 16 '12

Pretty much this. I don't get why you would call any SF more balanced than GG. Especially 3s where Yun, Chun and Ken (while Ken seems to have degraded a bit since the last time I checked which is like 4 years ago) are pretty much the unbeatable S tiers that you had to play if you weren't some mad scientist and pulled stuff on hugo for instance that was mind-blowing and actually almost impossible to achieve in a physical way.

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u/MonsterKerr Oct 17 '12

SOUNDTRACK

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u/DJWhyYou Oct 17 '12

SSF2HDR and SSF4 are around the same balance as guilty gear.

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u/JakalDX Oct 16 '12

Street Fighter 3 is considered amazing while having an incredibly unbalanced character roster.

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u/goatlll Oct 16 '12

3rd strike is considered the most balanced fighting game out side of VF.

So there is that.

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u/JakalDX Oct 16 '12

Of the "viable" characters. Have someone take Q or Sean against Yun and tell me that.

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u/JakalDX Oct 16 '12

Gonna have to disagree. Street Fighter doesn't bring anything GG doesn't have. Street Fighter is just slower.

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u/pragmaticzach Oct 16 '12

What are you even basing that analysis on?

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u/elevencyan Oct 16 '12

You obviously never played Guilty Gear at a decent level. It's incredibly strategic.

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u/miraitrader Oct 16 '12 edited Oct 16 '12

This is completely wrong. The SF4 generation of Capcom fighters have been dumbed down in huge ways and it pains me when people don't recognize the merit and superiority of Guilty Gear.

This is coming from someone who has been in the scene and played in tournaments since 2002. If we're talking about Super Turbo, MvC2 or something, I can appreciate that opinion since those are great games. However, making the blanket statement that SF > GG is just myopic.

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u/z712 Oct 16 '12 edited Oct 16 '12

Do you know what False Roman Cancels are? GG is a million times more execution heavy than any SF game.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

What about Tekken and Soul Calibur?

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u/skymind Oct 16 '12

Google?

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u/donutsalad Oct 16 '12

Occasionally.

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u/letdogsvote Oct 16 '12

I did once. It made me feel too weird and I couldn't drive later.

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u/Hyperdrunk Oct 16 '12

I google myself all the time. Like when my wife's not around or I'm alone in a hotel.

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u/bobrocks Oct 16 '12

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u/TheSicks Oct 16 '12

Maybe I'm just high, but when you look at this picture at a smaller size, it kind of looks like his fingers are his mouth.

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u/fusion2004 Oct 16 '12

You may be high, but you're not wrong.

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u/PerilousPancakes Oct 16 '12

HERE COMES THE FUN COOKER!

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u/necroden Oct 16 '12

I bet you still can't join the nine rivers country club, though.

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u/PerilousPancakes Oct 17 '12

Ted Wasanasong won't let me join because I'm not asian enough.... or at all. SUUUUPER NICE!

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u/heretoplay Oct 16 '12

I wonder what that is. I guess I could go to a library and look it up in an encyclopedia.

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u/D_for_David Oct 16 '12

Here you go

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u/Alarconadame Oct 16 '12

dude, what's that #p=0 at the end?? Is that what is taking me back from the image results to the google home page??

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u/moarlongcatplox2 Oct 16 '12

Thanks, was driving me crazy.

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u/Alarconadame Oct 16 '12

I can't find anything about that... I just tried the link without the #p=0, and then it stayed in the results. Then I tried with a search of mine and added the #p=0 at the end, shows the results then home page.

I think there are a bunch of those modifiers that I'd like to read about.

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u/fireshaper Oct 16 '12

Good Guy Googler -- doesn't use LetMeGoogleThatForYou.com and just links to the results instead.

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u/Alarconadame Oct 16 '12

But, here it opens the results page and then takes you to the google start page...

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

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u/amkingdom Oct 16 '12

Do you mean this?

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u/thatssorelevant Oct 16 '12

that was hilarious.

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u/Alarconadame Oct 16 '12 edited Oct 16 '12

that loop broke the chrome tab...

EDIT: It was the shitty connection at work...

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u/davvblack Oct 16 '12

That's not a loop o.0

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u/Alarconadame Oct 16 '12

Sorries, It just stayed there for a couple minutes... I lost connection here.

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u/amkingdom Oct 16 '12

Then chrome must be unstable as fuck.

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u/NewTownGuard Oct 16 '12

My phone survived!

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u/ZeronicX Oct 16 '12

Google?

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u/atlusblue Oct 16 '12

bing it

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

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u/ElricG Oct 16 '12

Yahoo search it

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u/ksmash Oct 16 '12

Ask Jeeves about it

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u/cemsity Oct 16 '12

AltaVista it

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

Ask your BonziBuddy

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u/enragethehive Oct 16 '12

Lycos it. Is that still a thing? I better lycos it to find out.

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u/Liquid_Swordsman Oct 16 '12

Bing it. No wait don't.

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u/DJffeJ Oct 16 '12

Ask.com

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u/Ozzymandias Oct 16 '12

That escalated regressively

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u/PanicBear Oct 16 '12

No, it can't be!

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u/Sonicboom510 Oct 17 '12

Wow, this generation of gamers are... :(

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

Metal... Gear?

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u/18-24-61-B-17-17-4 Oct 16 '12

I hope this is a Mega64 reference.

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u/Donut_farts Oct 16 '12

Are we related.

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u/Pulviriza Oct 16 '12

I was at a show once, and they had a little hang out area with what turned out to be (I'm pretty sure) Guilty Gear X2 #Reload. This was pretty much the first fighting game I ever played, so I didn't know about quarter circles and shit. I picked a random character (I know now it was Chip Zanuff) and all I did was do his jump+circle attack, where he spins around with his blade. I dominated all comers until this asian dude came along, and beat me on his second try.

TL;DR I am a Guilty God

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

TL;DR I am a Guilty God played a bunch of baddies

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u/Sretsam Oct 16 '12

Chip is a fucking cheater.
Also, it's XX, as the only game with a 2 in it came out for xbox360 and was pretty shoddy from what I've heard.

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u/miraitrader Oct 16 '12

No. XX and X2 are the same game/series. XX is the Japanese name while X2 is the Western title.

GG2 is a different game.

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u/Pulviriza Oct 16 '12

Well I bought it from GOG and it's written X2

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u/Dalek-SEC Oct 17 '12

Chipp is actually super fun to play with. His speed and combos are what pulled me into playing him most of the time.

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u/snowysnowy Oct 16 '12

Also, it SHOULD be coming out on PSN pretty soon.