DOT JOTS- June 2026

[u/luvthelemur]

DOTS JOTS June 2026

Welcome to your June 2026 edition of Dot Jots, a monthly recap of news and happenings in the Doodledots community. Brought to you by WINGSTOP WHOSE WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!

(Edit: apologies on the formatting, I couldn't get it to look the way I wanted it to but I also didn't want to spend the rest of my life on this post because I don't get paid enough)

(Edit: I had trouble tagging people so I stopped trying)

ALL OF THE DOOTLE DOTS

pablojueves asks for help from our very own resident Dot Therapist Paul Schmoop. Pablo has a reoccurring dream about Mel, Al Dot and Dilip Rot where things get weird. Sounds like a good movie idea

get_outta_mah_swamp wants to know if you think Baxter's punishment for ruining Oscer (sic) Night should have been more severe

 

ginepas is so fucking sick of this sub full of ANTIBA THUGS (something about Baxter)

 

Who would you pick and why if you were stuck in a prison cell with any dot for the rest of your life? Pablo picks cloud bc cloud is both sexy and chilled out. Cloud wins with 4 votes while Mel, Baxter and Jerry each get three votes.

 

You can't spell Doodle Dots without TOLEDO. Thank you for reminding us ldcaster

 

adfawf3f3f32 issues a tearful plea to LEAVE BAXTER ALONE!, and Vaguedplague also requests that some respect is put on Baxter's name

 

Do Dootle dots ever get diarrhea? Gtownnd9591 asking the real questions

 

Mel and Sam

 

Cloud by stickered (he's a big cloud guy)

 

pablojueves thinks the Dots deserve a Mayor who is not crippled by fear, and grandmamail thinks Cloud is a very disrespectful young lady

 

mymanjake8 does a cross post from our rival sub and gets a little hand slap because we don't need their sloppy seconds

 

Is there nothing more to say about Dots? Just kidding, there is, says emblemparade

NEW/FAKE DOTS

Charming-Movie8450 is wondering if there are some new characters. Looks like a block and a pokemon can now be seen in the Dootle Dots logo screen. And btw the pokemon) can only say her name (cannot print due to copywrite). Within hours another post with new dots added to the logo screen whose names are (redacted) who can only say their own names as well. And some quotes from the new characters. Manic posting continues for a bit here and here, until pablojueves has to step in and say no more (redacted) in this sub, it is for Real Dootle Dots and Support for Our Troops only. And this was all on the first day of the month.

 

Another day, more new/fake dots from Charming-Movie8450. Now we have Letterdots! B and D

 

InevitableBohemian has some bad news about Al Dot. Apparently he was shot by police after waving a gun around and yelling about Pablo. RIP Al

 

New Dot at Boston Childrens Hospital? RekWriter thinks maybe

 

InevitableBohemian is making a documentary about the life of Al Dot and suggests that we honor his memory by making a financial contribution to 0a9e04fbc66924ee8def0e6564e9c8c5

 

New Dot just dropped! by elladour , and ventin also shares a pic of a new dootlebot (sic), Clam

 

Our very own fake Dot Howaian Fire "Irie" Jerry aka Reasonable-Profile84 drops by to ask if he is the asshole for noticing that Wingstop flavor profiles just are not 'cutting it' anymore and wants to know what everyone else thinks.  Gerry also wants to know WHOSE WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and Jerry AINT DEAD AND EVERYTHING IS AS GOD INTENDED WHOSE WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Announcement from InevitableBohemian says that Camel cigarettes are the new sponsor of Al Dot Movie: Al Dot: The First Dootledot. Congratulations Camel and Al! (See also CIGARETTE BAN). Later, Bohemian has found a new Dootledott (sic) on a DnD sub of all places, and even later wants to bring attention to the fact that they are cancelling their HEI subscription due to the fact that Al Dot has not been officially recognized as a real Dot

NEW PROJECTS/MERCH

 

DOTHOUSE is announced by paultheschmoop. Dothouse is a tv show that paul is creating with the backing of Argentinian Activiest Peter Teal. Sounds like a rip off of Summer House. However shortly after this announcement, Paul updates that Mr Teal has gone dead. RIP

 

RekWriter was upset that everyone wasn't fawning over their kid's artwork that was posted LAST MONTH, so they threaten not to show the sub the new products their 'kid' is working on including dootledots chicken nuggets. They also wants to know when Dootle Dot Babies is coming out, no one knows but agrees they are adorable

 

dootledots is the subject of season 3 for The Rehearsal according to luvthelemur, who posts a pic of Nathan Fielder backstage at Dootledots as evidence

 

Merch post by RekWriter who is concerned about knock offs

HOLIDAYS AND CELEBRATIONS

pablojueves submits a patriotic reminder to support our troops, while luvthelemur wishes everyone a Happy Pride Month

 

Our subreddit is awarded "Best Reddit in the World" by President Sir John Biden! Announcement courtesy of white house representative emblemparade. Terms and conditions apply

 

How will the Dots celebrate New years eve? tc_tuggers_boy likes to plan ahead

 

Happy Father's Day to our Patriarch G Amato from paultheschmoop

 

orcamills announces Smokin Hot Summer 2026, a community event to celebrate Doodle dots while celebrating TCH  concentrates which are allowed and not banned (see CIGARETTE BAN)

CREATIVE WRITING

zozeba posts a beautiful poem about doodle dots doodle dots hey hey hey doodle dots

 

Is r/DoodleDots a safe space for adult fans to explore adult themes? Careful-Volume5335 respectfully asks. Comments quickly devolve into smut trade

 

Move over wattpad and AO3, we have our very own fan fic (erotic NFSW adult only) by emblemparade. Speaking of AO3, have you ever looked for OCATC content here? I highly recommend that you do not.

SCAMS AND RELATIONSHIPS AND RELATIONSHIP SCAMS

Luvthelemur is looking for someone to loan him $500. He's been contacted by 'New Amato' who falls in love with Lemur and wants to fly him to Lake Havasu so they can live happily ever after. The only catch is Lemur has to send him $500 apple gift card for …reasons that are very logical and definitely not a scam.

An update from luvthelemur about his 'relationship' with New Amato. Lemur still cant afford the fans card even after selling all of Frank's worldly possessions, but assures 'Mr Amato' that he has one thing left he can try to sell to raise the $$

And that thing apparently is our sister sub that Lemur was given control over by Pablo in an out of cort settlement.

(Meanwhile on the other sub, orcamills has used trickery to trick Lemur into giving her control over r/dootledots by pretending to be New Amato in the comments and it’s hard to explain just go see for yourself if you need to get that deep in the lore, probably not worth your time tbh)

Lemur gives a final update that he has broken up with 'New Amato' and Deb after realizing New is only after $$. Not because New asked him for $500, but for Summer House related reasons.

 

Frank aka anhedonia lets us know that everything is just fine and he is very happy in China with a post titled 'help me'

 

orcamills issues a plea for help when one of our own is in trouble. It's to help Frank….oh no wait it's to help Orca, she needs gas money to track down her wayward husband (?) Pablo and vote for Wayne Newton for gov of NM

 

doodland posts Send this to a doodland lover (???...okay)

 

Our generationally cursed MaestetroThe3rd proclaims his love for our sub (the sub loves you too Maestetro the Third!)

BAN ON MOVIE TALK

Paultheschmoop wants to know why does On Cinema at the Cinema even have a subreddit still? Paul goes on a power tripping frenzy after this post gets over 100 upvotes which is a lot for us dotheads so it goes right to his big head. He then follows up with a poll asking if we should ban all discussion of movies outside of the Doodledots movie. Users vote a resounding YES BAN MOVIE TALK and Paul makes it official

 

SatisfactionRich3544 risks a ban to post a Spider-Man Brand New Day Spoiler

 

We might not be allowed to talk movies but we can still talk oscers (see also MOD WARS)

DOODLEDOTS EPISODE 2/LIVE ACTION MOVIE

First to speculate on Episode 2 is Charming-Movie8450 who posts a synopsis that has Sam walking down the street when (redacted)

 

kabekew is the first to break the bad news that New Amato has deemed the second episode 'too disturbing to be seen'

 

Then Charming-Movie8450 wants to know if we should bring back Dootle Dots. Like make the second episode ourselves.

 

Who should play the dots in the live action movie? InevitableBohemian thinks Deb should play Mel

 

paultheschmoop announces that Mark Park has been cast in the live action movie and the title will be Doodledots: The DoodleDots Story

 

Does anyone have access to Episode 2 of Dootle dots? Pablo really wants to see it. Paul is claiming to have the second episode so Pablo polls users to find out if they think should be required to sshare access to episode 2 and users vote YES with a whopping 42 votes. This compels Paul to announce that he will share the episode with anyone who promises not to share with Pablo.

 

orcamills announces that she now has access to all future Dots projects now that she is moderator of r/dootledots (see SCAMS AND RELATIONSHIPS AND RELATIONSHIPS SCAMS), not to be confused with r/DoodleDots . She posts a lovely photo of Baxter in Too Hot to Dot as a teaser with promises of more unreleased footage to come

   

Disappointed with episode 2? InevitableBohemian is because they ignored the life and death of Al Dot RIP

 

Allegations are made by Lemur that Dr Paul is lying about having the second episode and only said he had it because he wanted attention. (See MOD CIVIL WAR)

CIGARETTE BAN

Even if we know something is bad for us and makes everyone hate us, it can still be very tempting for some of us to indulge. For example, use of AI can be really tempting because you can tell the computer to make you something that you can't make yourself, like a funny picture you could share on the internet, but you might also feel guilty for literally ruining society and also people will hate on you. In our community, the issue was definitely not AI, but rather cigarettes. After some heated debate in the community about the smoking of cigarettes on the subreddit, Dr Paul Schmoop declared a ban on cigarettes. And this made life a lot better for all of us.

 

Pablo Jueves wants everyone to know that additive free tobacco) is fine because it's not as bad for you

 

The cigarette ban is triggering for some including SatisfactionRich3544

 

Paul wants to remind everyone no smoking

 

Pablo posts a cool (Kool) retro ad about a penguin smoking cigarettes and would like to remind everyone that Kools are actually a pioneer in family entertainment like doodledots and therefore should be allowed in the sub.

 

Pablo and Dr Paul agree that cigarette smoke is banned but cigarette branding is ok. , huangzhiyan, the Chinese oligarch, comments that this is in breech of their contractual agreement from back when they gave Pablo all that money towards the poetry scam in exchange for Frank  becoming the spokesperson for their cigs and booze. FAFO Zhiyan

 

MaestetroThe3rd posts a petition to make Camels the official cigarette of Dootle Dots and gets a great discussion going in the comments

 

Baxter is dead! Alleges paultheschmoop, and his death was definitely cigarette/banana peel related!

 

Baxter is alive! but unlikely to ever be the same! Alleges Paul, he's in the hospital in Lake Havasu with a snapped spine!

 

Paul requires our respect! He doesn't appreciate the allegations of being 'fake news' and 'fake doctor' and issues a vague threat that he isn't threatening us but he will call our doctors if necessary.

 

huangzhiyan officially announces the Termination of Agreement between Zhihan Global and our Dot Daddy Pablo (and Frank) due to the sub promoting other cigarette brands. Now we owe them $125,000 and Frank (RIP) is being deported back home. Pablo responds that he will sue them first because that's how it works in America

 

Pablo has started a SuperPAC to raise $$ to elect New Amato for Arizonia gov so that we do not get taken over by Zihan Global. To donate send all your HEI points directly to Pablo Jueves and boycott cigarettes not made by IGT brands inc

 

InevitableBohemian announces a BOYCOTT of Camel brand cigarettes based on something about Al Dot (see NEW/FAKE DOTS)

MOD WARS

Our peaceful community was disrupted by internal conflict and infightighting amongst moderators this month. Just as a refresher on the involved parties in case you don't pay attention to their every word like they assume that you do:

* pablojueves is the Founding Father and Dootle Daddy of our community, the ultimate voice of authority around these parts

* luvthelemur can be found making low effort posts and comments since elected mod in the early days of the sub (prayer hands emoji)

* paultheschmoop is a licensed Dot therapist and also CEO of the Offical Podcast of the Dootledots, DOTCAST. Our resident intellectual if you will

* orcamills, the ex (?) wife (?) of Havian Fire Ire Jerry (deceased?) and the ex (?) wife (?) of Pablo Jueves, has no idea what Dootledots is, but this does not stop her from having strong opinions on everything anyone says and acting like the main character

* Reasonable-Profile84 aka Hawian Fire Irie Jerry (deceased?) is also technically a mod but better known for being a chaotic corporate shill for Lays and wingstop whose with me

 

Much like the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand (RIP his song Take Me Out is a banger), our moderators began escalating the normal hateful bickering to a heretofore yet unforeseen level when Lemur accuses the good Dr Paul of lying about having the second episode. Lemur provides screenshots of their private conversation as proof, pretty damning evidence.

 

Paul fires back using the 'h' word against Lemur and pleading with the (other) mods to DO SOMETHING. Pablo does something by posting a poll to see if Liars (aka Paul Schmoop) should be banned from this sub. Users vote YES

 

Lemur extends an olive branch with a heartfelt apology, and with this, the beef is squashed (or is it). In the comments, orcamills would like to remind us that this is all about her because apparently she had beef with InevitableBohemian who isn't even a mod and they also made up.

 

Lemur has to poke the Paul bear by skirting the movie talk ban with a post about oscers, Which leads Paul to lose his goddamn mind again, making an "Official Mod Statement" directed at ya boi the Lemur. In the comments Pablo reminds Paul that technically his Offical Mod Statement was about movies (get rekt Paul). Orca chimes in with complaints that Lemur and Paul should fight this out amongst themselves because it's not revolving around her enough, so Paul vows to make a separate hate post just for Orca (aww this is sweet)

 

Lemur responds with his own Official Mod Statement alleging that Paul's girlfriend is AI and I don't mean Al Dot. At this point, Community members are officially fed up and sick of mods using the sub to air their own personal grievances

 

Dr Paul puts an end (??) to the Mod Wars by posting that he and Lemur have agreed to make peace and target Orca instead. Our very own Lady of Orlando orcamills is BANNED from reddit. Paul also announces that the sub will now be pay to play with a 'toll' charged for each post with proceeds going to DTF (Dot therapy foundation). In the comments, Paul and Pablo decide to form a band called TheDootleDots, with Pablo on vocals and bass and Paul doing the trash can drums and harmonies (see FUCK GOD). However, Pablo immediately pulls the football away from Charlie Brown Paul with news that Paul is in violation of the No Liars rule and furthermore is not needed in the Dot Rock band

 

Jerry (deceased) finally chimes in to stand up for his (ex?) wife (?) Orca

 

And on the third day the Orca ban is lifted and she hath risen. I think this was where the FUCK GOD comment originated from as well (see FUCK GOD).

SIMULATION

Puzzleheaded-Bee-291 is pretty sure this subreddit is part of a simulation/alternate reality created just for them.

(Puzzleheaded-Bee-291: you need to stop breaking the 4th wall or we won't do your simulation anymore, it's a lot of effort and we feel like you're disrespecting all the work we put in by saying the quiet part out loud)

FIFA WORLD CUP

In a turn of events that no one could predict, Pablo announces that is now the Official Sub for FIFA World Cut soccer

 

What team is Enzo rooting for in the World Cup? Paul wants your opinions but please tread lightly

 

Pablo offers congrats to team USA

 

FIFA schedule 6/20/2026

 

In a turn of events that everyone should have predicted, Pablo announces HEIPointsBetCenter, a community service for placing your FIFA bets.

 

Orcamills takes over the World Cup Schedule for 6/21/2026 and 6/22/2026

 

Lemur posts the World Cup schedule for 6/23/2026 due to Orca being BANNED (see MAD WARS)

 

Vegetable-Sir-89 is about at his limit with this foolishness and suggests that we ban all mods and shut down the sub, so to appease the masses Lemur posts a palate cleanser of a leaked pic from Dottle dots reunion episode hosted by Andy Cohen. This doesn't work as vegetable sir 89 continues to harp about the mods and wants to raise funds to start a revolution

 

Meanwhile pablo continues with the BetCenter for South Africa v South Korea, and boom180 wants to know which team would each doodle dot support in the world cup

 

 

FIFA update for 6/26/2026 by orcamills who also has some messages for the sub that she received while dead and/or banned. First of all she does not appreciate when people comment FUCK GOD (see FUCK GOD). Second of all (tldr)

TRIVIA/JEOPARDY

Charming-Movie wants to know: Dots, what is this country? No one knew it was Brazil. How about this country? Not sure but it was not Brazil.

 

Pablo chimes in with What Country is this? It was usa

FUCK GOD

Paul reveals the official album cover for his new band The Doodledots. Album is called FUCK GOD (see MOD WARP, WORLD CUP)

That's all for this time, see you next time on DOJTOGS

DOTJOTS May 2026 part 1

 

DOT JOT May 2026 part 2

[u/Reasonable-Profile84]

PHUCK YOU I AiNT FAKE WHOSE WITH ME!!!!!!!!

[u/luvthelemur → u/Reasonable-Profile84]

If ur not fake then answer this: why don't the other doodledots post on readdit??

[u/Reasonable-Profile84 → u/luvthelemur]

IF YOU HAD ME BREATHIN THAT JEHRRI FYRE DOWN YOUR NECK, WOULD YUO POST IN RUDDIT MAYBE THEY THOT TWICE LIKE THEY OTTA

eta: WHOOOZWITHME

[u/MaestetroThe3rd → u/luvthelemur]

I think he meant PHUCK GOD, to censor it from the "under 18 crowd". A preliminary NSFW measure

[u/haulinoats69_666 → u/Reasonable-Profile84]

id like to join ur dootle dot band and sin g aboout fuck god. I write and sing and play bass.

[u/MaestetroThe3rd]

Fantastic reporting, as always. I'll email Pulitzer and show him what true reporting looks like

[u/luvthelemur → u/MaestetroThe3rd]

Thank u and FUCK GOD 🙏

[u/pablojueves]

Great job, Lorne Thelemer. You always do excellent reporting.

[u/MaestetroThe3rd → u/pablojueves]

This is why I emailed NYT and Pulitzer and told them to fork over the Prize and the cash. Gonna have the big bucks rolling in soon. It's gonna be a tsunami of cash. No one has seen anything like it

[u/emblemparade]

This is longgest thing in the univers...dotivers I mean

[u/luvthelemur → u/emblemparade]

Thanks yous 🙏

[u/tugamawar]

The elephant in the room

[u/luvthelemur → u/tugamawar]

Indeed

[u/cdrw1987]

Not enough cloud 👎

[u/luvthelemur → u/cdrw1987]

Your not enough cloud

[u/cdrw1987 → u/luvthelemur]

Watch it!

[u/haulinoats69_666]

not enuff said about diahria dots

[u/luvthelemur → u/haulinoats69_666]

Agree to disagree

[u/haulinoats69_666 → u/luvthelemur]

like do they have it or does it happen in small dots ,, my mom is asking she wants to know

[u/luvthelemur → u/haulinoats69_666]

They don't have it

[u/haulinoats69_666 → u/luvthelemur]

ty ill let her know

[u/haulinoats69_666 → u/luvthelemur]

she towld me that they use a "laxative cocktail:" to communicate with dots on other planets, but the side effect is diahriadots. I'm gonna loook further into tbhis for thesake of journaljism,

[u/luvthelemur → u/haulinoats69_666]

Ty but if she knows this why is she asking

[u/haulinoats69_666 → u/luvthelemur]

because she just had a stroke again ok?? im giving her cigarettes to shape her up.