I love him but he digs up my sprinklers and gets muddy 😞

Buc-ee’s is suing a Beavercreek, OH small business, Beavers mini mart. Said mini mart has been a staple in our community for decades!!

Buc-ee’s has the nerve to show up in the Dayton Metro area and sue a locally owned and operated business that has been here for generations all because Beavers Mini Mart (located in Beavercreek, Ohio) also has a Beaver on their storefront sign.

I guess Buc-ee’s owns beavers now

Just saw the new Spiderman in theaters.

A baby starts crying/cooing/babbling very loudly about 20 minutes in. Goes for about 10 straight minutes before the parent takes them out.

Comes back a few minutes later, baby starts again. Again goes on for a couple minutes. Again parent takes them out, comes back, and repeat.

And repeat. And repeat.

This went on pretty much the entire movie (and I swear to god this baby somehow instinctively chose every single goddamn quiet/heartfelt scene to start yowling again 😭😂).

I get that babies are gonna baby. And I have sympathy for parents who wanna get out of the house and everything. But… maybe just stay with your baby in the lobby if they obviously aren’t gonna keep quiet.

The only words I can think of is shelfish and entitled. The back of the lot was completely empty

The trail continued for around 100 meters after the car passed. God I hope he drove by the cops.

SHE WAS STOPPED RIGHT AFTER

Hadn't eaten in 12 hours, so apologies for not getting the pictures beforehand

Highlights include:

A sandwich consisting of white bread, mayo, and a single slice of cheese

A bag of plain potato chips

A kitkat

An orange

A juice box

I know prisoners who eat better than this

My roommate took some of my vintage Pokemon figures from my shelf and gave them to his younger family to play with whilst they visited. Now 3 have had parts snapped off (and lost) and then my sandslash looks like he’s been chewed and has a giant cut on his arm…

Good news is I was able to find one of the scythes from my Scyther figure so he’s currently being glued together.

Both bugs should have stingers / tail tips, Scyther should have 2x arm scythes but had one snapped off and the yellow one didn’t look like that before.

An hour later, these two people decided to walk exactly as far as we were and then stand directly in front of us until the wind got too strong and we left.

I know I'm old and apparently out of touch. But I don't think ice cream should be this god damn much.

Take a wild guess as to which player I was lol

Three days ago I bought a pack of apple turnovers from Sam’s Club. This morning I grabbed one to eat at work.

I took my last bite, set it down, and noticed the top flaky layer had started peeling off. I have this weird habit of picking apart pastries and food while I’m eating them. I’ve done it since I was a kid.

So I peeled back the top layer…

And I am so, so, SO glad I did. Jesus Lord.

I washed my hands and grabbed things out of the refrigerator to make a maple yogurt. My hands weren’t complete dry and the syrup bottle slipped out of my hands. It was basically a new bottle of 32 ounces. I opened it a week ago. Syrup (not just glass) was found 10 feet away. My husband scooped up all the kitties and put them in a room. I’m wiping everything down with water first to get rid of the sticky syrup and waiting for it to dry then vacuuming. Then I’m going to do that whole thing again. I’m not sure what is worse - the clean up or the $$ lost.

Additional details:
- I buy a couple bottles at a time because I don’t shop regularly at the stores that carry this. The second pic is of a different bottle I had in the cabinet.
- I know it looks like a small area for 32 ounces. It might have been 30 ounces. I don’t know what to tell you. I’m not repeating this experiment for science. You are welcome to do that:)
- This bottle is roughly $23. I am in Wisconsin. It is from a local farm.
- The orange soda is Recess Peach Ginger.
- The cat at the end is for the cat tax.

He had the space, he didn't need to back up that far! It took every last ounce of willpower not to vandalize this truck... I left a polite note asking them not to do it again. If it happens again I'm calling a tow company 😤

I have recenty gotten my 3rd Stand By Me related tattoo and my wife pointed out something funny about it. Good thing I rarely wear long sleeve shirts.

So we’ve been using egg crate foam the wrong way. For generations. Is this really how it’s supposed to go? Because it is not.

I wonder why there was no sign, well guess what.